Rajasi

I've come to notice that your gender in particular can think of some pretty strange pick up lines/ways to hit on my gender. Read the following conversation:

Oscar Andrade:
I miss u tho. I havent seen u since early april
Michele Arnett:
Sorry, that would be because I told you I didn't want to see you anymore. That and I have a boyfriend now.
Oscar Andrade:
I kno but I miss your sexy chiken legs... he doesnt have to kno..
Michele Arnett:
... ...

... With Michelle Obama.

For those who didn't get my 5:30 am text, I saw First Lady Michelle Obama speak today at the George Washington U's commencement key note address at the National Mall right in front of the Capitol building. I'm fucking exhausted: I got up at 4, plastered a smile on my face that only disappeared when I got off the shuttle from the mall, I've been lifting things of water (My shoulder is soooo fucked right now) and answering the same question over and over and ...

Pray you never get this when you first wake up:

Testing the Emergency Jeffness Alert Signal! This is only a test! If this were a real emergency, I would be running around screaming and flailing without pants.

Thank you, Jeff, for momentarily making me freak out. And yes, you're correct. The blinds are down.

And, if for whatever reason, I decide to send any other members on Valucre a picture message via my cell phone to your email and you decide to text ...

UEFA: Bayern vs. Inter
I'm highly disappointed that Bordeaux didn't get to finals, nor did Lyon BUT the lesser of the two evils is definitely Bayern. So, go Bayern. Also, lolol Motto being banned for two matches. Suck it, Inter. Though at least Barca isn't playing.OMGOMGOMGMAY21ST.LETSGOOO.

also. June. alfjlasfj CAN'T WAIT. <333 FIFA.

Posts:
AH. I KNOW. I NEED TO POST. I will get to it. Tonight. I promise. <33 EJ, Dan, and Clint: remind me if it's not ...

1.5 L of cabernet sauvignon really just disppear in one night?

The world spins. It's bed time. Night world.

A new roomie. Preferably that looks like this.




Thx.

My finals are coming up. I might go into hibernation for a week. I can already feel my body protesting the all nighters I'm going to pull, and I haven't even pulled one yet in the past... two weeks.

Now for my public service announcement.
(I get paid for this, for reals)

Readthis article, first.

For those that don't know, South Africa has the highest prevalence of HIV/AIDS in Africa. D.C., where I live, almost matches it. In D.C., the rates are ...