A man wakes up
after sleeping under an ADVERTISED blanket
on an ADVERTISED mattress
and pulls off ADVERTISED pajamas,
bathes in an ADVERTISED shower,
washes with ADVERTISED soap,
shaves with an ADVERTISED razor,
brushes his teeth with ADVERTISED toothpaste,
puts on ADVERTISED clothes,
drinks a cup of ADVERTISED coffee,
drives to work in an ADVERTISED car,
and then, refuses to ADVERTISE
thinking it doesn't pay.
Later,
...