AthreleCaliver

Oh and if you ask why I gave him a squeeze water bottle with lemonade in it... I didn't... He used his ride around 'Lightning Mqueen' Cars car to stand on, so he could grab it off the kitchen counter. Like I said.... he is a Ninja Master.

Old enough to know they're doing wrong = old enough to get hit.

...then give him a ninja backhand. He'll understand.

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My youngest can prepare the -best- ice cream sundae....EVER! At two o'clock in the morning....without waking anyone up....and in the dark. Unfortunately, his cleaning skills suck and I wake up to chocolate syrup on the floor, cool whip smeared on the counter top, and strawberry topping dribbling down towards the floor.

Heh, when he can't reach something...and depending on whether or not he's in the mood to share....he'll wake his brother up for assistance.

The best partner in crime is definitely a sibling. :P

>_> Fux

I only give Ninja Backhands to special people. Not loved ones. Unless they need it. o_o

Yes, the best partner in crime is a sibling, and he’ll have one at the end of the year. ^_^


BTW he did get spanked for the lemonade since he was sitting there laughing about it.... The milk wasn't technically his fault since the rubber stopper in the sip cup was ruined. >_>;

I was just kiddin' xD

Even though I received ninja backhands... <_<

Kids: Instructions not included.

Shiiiiit. The backhands I got weren't anything close to being ninja-like. My mom/dad gave me that look and I tried my best to get the fux outta the way. Rarely, if ever, managed though.

And the best partner in crime is only your sibling if they're the same gender. Neither of my sisters helped me with pranks, and I didn't help them. Now, if I had a brother...oh...we'd have been some deviant mutha fackos.

There are various ways of disciplining a child but it seems that it's time to further the punishment more because he's obviously not threatened by the method of going into time out. Could always take something away while keeping the time out or make him do something, like a sort of chore, etc ;x

It may be cute now hun but he's playing you and if you allow him to do that the older he gets the harder it's going to be and it won't be so cute any more. Kids aren't easy things but they can be a shit load of fun <3!

I think a friend of mine told me about something like this.. Her 1 yrs. old [if I recall correctly] liked to do exactly what you described... With his urine. He thought it was hilarious to pee on the walls, cats, etc., while refusing to use the potty. Mom wanted to kill him, I wonder whatever happened with that.. I think she was threatening to start spankings if he didn't stop soon.

To me discipline would depend on the crime and how often it was committed. I don't believe in spankings, my own Mom liked to have us kneel in a corner for various periods of time silently, my brothers loved making faces at me and messing with me the entire time so I would say something and get yelled at again. >_< As we got older she would just take away what we valued most [TV, games, friends, etc.] until she thought the punishment fit the crime. That worked really well surprisingly, at least with me, sometimes worked on my brothers.

But now that your providing a sibling.. I look at it like double the trouble with big brother leading the way, heh. Siblings can definitely make things more, interesting. Good luck with you and your little ninja. xD

You have a boy. A spanking won't break him. A ninja backhand won't break him. Karate chops and foot stomps won't break him either. If he's a typical rambunctious boy -- and it sounds like it is, then after a while just a smack wont bother him. He's a boy -- a man in the making. You don't be careful, you'll wake up and find yourself wearing a saddle and his spurs in your ribs. We boys go hard like that. My mom used to lay the asswhipping of the century on me and 10 minutes later, I'd forgotten it. But it didn't break me and I turned out great [matter of opinon, depends on who ask--cough].

Just saying.

And I definitely didn't mean to spam your blog comments. 'net got bitchy I supposed. My bad.

Originally Posted by .deceitful.

My mom used to lay the asswhipping of the century on me

Looooool, this. So true.

LOL.

My mother goes fucking bananas. Like punch me in the face. That was the last time I ever said no to her.

I have about two acres of property. When my boys start acting stupid, I throw their asses outside and make them do some yard work. I have a riding lawn mower that I have -no clue- how to use, but my ten year old can run it! >_> If they continue to screw up, I take away their stuff. First, it's the paintball guns, then the pellet guns, then the dirt bikes...and so on and so on until they have nothing left but some Lego blocks left over from when they were six. And -then- life is no longer fair, their world is falling apart all around them, and I have no idea what it's like to be a kid and I'm only being mean because I'm old. Apparently, they've forgotten that I'm the same one that got us kicked out of Toys-R-Us for leading them down the center of the aisle on a bouncy ball while wearing a set of fluffy pink bunny ears. Kids...gotta love 'em.

To .deceitful -- ROFLMAO XD

I used to get ninja backhands too... >_>

If I got mouthy at the store, my mom was real good at laying it on me right as I walked by her. It was like she waited for me to walk by just to swing out her hand and fwap me right in the side of my mouth/head/face [and all when i thought I'd gotten away with what I said too]. O_o

She did other sorts of punishment besides the ninja backhands, that I would rather not practice on my child/ren. Like catching a phone to the elbow... It split open and bled real nice like. How she did that from across a pretty large living room with her bad eye sight I'll never know. I dont know who was more luck, her for getting me in the elbow, or me for getting it in the elbow [instead of the noggin]. >_>;

So....right after I commented on this earlier, my adopted mother (ex-girlfriend's mother) came over for our weekly lunch. I was running late, so I had her come straight to the apartment instead of meeting her downtown like I normally do.

Now I live with another guy, 6'6" 350+ pounds. He's 25 and I'm 24. Our apartment was trashed. I mean absolutely decimated. Parties, strippers and all kinds of random nonsense laying about. Our kitchen...well, I'm not quite sure what the hell was going on in their, but I hadn't set foot in it for almost a week. Ohboy. I shoulda cleaned before she got here. She walked in the front door, took one look around, gave me that evil look of doom that all women are born with, walked into the kitchen, grabbed the frying pan and proceeded to beat me with said frying pan. When my roommate started laughing at me, she beat him too.

Moral: Guys are never too old for an asswhuppin from a mother. Don't be afraid. We can take it. I promise. Most of the time, it's the only way we'll learn. I know that I will absolutely never ever ever ever ever let our apartment get that bad again. She promised to make random visits just to make sure.

"She walked in the front door, took one look around, gave me that evil look of doom that all women are born with..."

Yep.

Yep. So true. Soooo true.