Absent Musings

So recently I've discovered the wonders of using Google as my graphing calculator, and for some reason I decided it'd be hilarious to be a nerd and post this shit up in a blog. However I'd assume most of you have already seen something the likes of this, but to continue on with my title...

2*sqrt((-abs(abs(x)-1))*abs(3-abs(x))/((abs(x)-1)*(3-abs(x))))*(1+abs(abs(x)-3)/(abs(x)-3))*sqrt(1-(x/7)^2)+(5+0.97*(abs(x-0.5)+abs(x+0.5))-3*(abs(x-0.75)+abs(x+0.75)))*(1+abs(1-abs(x))/(1-abs(x))), (-3)*sqrt(1-(x/7)^2)*sqrt(abs(abs(x)-4)/(abs(x)-4)), abs(x/2)-0.0913722*x^2-3+sqrt(1-(abs(abs(x)-2)-1)^2), (2.71052+1.5-0.5*abs(x)-1.35526*sqrt(4-(abs(x)-1)^2))*sqrt(abs(abs(x)-1)/(abs(x)-1))+0.9

Put THAT in your calculators.
Or Google.
If you don't have a graphing calc.

Spoiler:

BATMAN

And also 'cause it's christmas, here's a slightly smoother version of the massively overdone calculator heart.
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(400 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-.20)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2),-sqrt(9-x^2)

If you take it up to 500 it looks grainy, but 400 works fine. ANYWAY, merry christmas everyone!