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    I miss you, newb.
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    Good to see you writing again, scrub.
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    I hope you burn, heathen.
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    It's funny, because I was just thinking "Damn, I miss writing with Mia" not even an hour ago. Behold, you post! You've made my night, ma'am!
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    Any chance of the drinking piano's revival? (The Piano Has Been Drinking thread). I'm curious to see what'll become of all these silly creatures xD
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    Thank you back, Meme. :) You indeed appreciate the fact that cats are the emperors of the universe.
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    I care NOT for your excuses, woman! I need more writing and I need it NOW. Damn it, I'm bored!

    POST A PARAGRAPH OR SOMETHING SO I CAN SAVE YOUR PEOPLE AND LEAVE!
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    Nice post. . .

    . . . TOO BAD IT WASN'T IN OUR THREAD!
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    Yeah, I teared lol. It was an appropriate reaction-post, I thought. xP Thanks for the rep!
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    Cool new sig!
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October 21
About Mme. Guillotine
Biography:
You know how there's a cookie monster?
Yeah?
I'm a cheesecake monster. Not like I'm made of cheesecake... but I eat... the cheesecake.

Uh, biography... I write a lot. On and off. Writer's block is a threat I face every day, which is awesome. Yay. Writer's block.
And I cook.
A lot.

So when people are like
.:HEY YOU'RE A WOMAN! WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE KITCHEN?:.
Bitch my laptop IS in the kitchen, cause I'm probably making a pie right now to STUFF IN YOUR FACE! Suck it.
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Land of Twilight, Under the Moon
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Sarcasm, Irony, a sense of humor that will guarantee me a one-way ticket to Hell
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http://www.valucre.com/showthread.php/15029-Audra-Voronin?p=197008#post197008
http://www.valucre.com/showthread.php/15058-Dorothy-Lavinia-Crawley?p=197431#post197431
http://www.valucre.com/showthread.php/15105-Feira-Lucretia-Manuta?p=198044#post198044
http://www.valucre.com/showthread.php/15106-Yua-Bateson?p=198047#post198047

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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Thenor.::.Dorothy Lavinia Crawley.::.Elpis Tidebringer
Feira Lucretia Manuta.::.Yua Bateson.::.Juniper Bosa.::.Qiaolian Tseung

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Recent Entries

So... Whatever happened to love letters?

by Mme. Guillotine on 12-30-2011 at 04:08 AM


So there I am... searching for a book to read and upon not finding anything to spark my interest I decide to pluck out one of my favourite novels by Anne Rice. Between my hardcover copies of Pandora and Taltos however happened to be a small book I missed in my search and as I drew Pandora out, it fell to my feet.

The ever-curious creature, I bend over to pick it up. A small black book.

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Updated 12-30-2011 at 04:24 AM by Mme. Guillotine

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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

by Mme. Guillotine on 12-24-2011 at 04:25 PM


So recently I've discovered the wonders of using Google as my graphing calculator, and for some reason I decided it'd be hilarious to be a nerd and post this shit up in a blog. However I'd assume most of you have already seen something the likes of this, but to continue on with my title...

2*sqrt((-abs(abs(x)-1))*abs(3-abs(x))/((abs(x)-1)*(3-abs(x))))*(1+abs(abs(x)-3)/(abs(x)-3))*sqrt(1-(x/7)^2)+(5+0.97*(abs(x-0.5)+abs(x+0.5))-3*(abs(x-0.75)+abs(x+0.75)))*(1+abs(1-abs(x))/(1-abs(x))),

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Kepler 22-B

by Mme. Guillotine on 12-09-2011 at 05:40 PM


My stumbling upon a fairly curious conversation this morning got me thinking about the future of mankind. Granted my thoughts and the conversation itself are not at all connected, nevertheless I felt I ought to share this.
Relocation to a different planet or at least the exploitation of a different planet's resources are options we are soon to have. Not as soon as my lifetime however,

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HAWKward

by Mme. Guillotine on 11-26-2011 at 03:39 PM

So yesterday was probably the only sunny day we're going to see for the next month or so, and my mom decided that she wanted us to go out. I have a fairly high cold tolerance so I'm alright with just wearing a sweater when others are in full-winter-coat mode. We gtfo and go to the park and I leave my jacket in the car since the sun was fairly warm and my mom takes her winter jacket and scarf. The conversation

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Porcelain

by Mme. Guillotine on 11-23-2011 at 04:26 AM

.oO(Just felt like writing out the image I had in my head.)

Fingers brushed over the light switch, and darkness filled the small room. Everything was silent, empty. Her every breath seemed to carry an echo, and it left behind the faint scent of alcohol. Her hand lingered against the cold cement wall, and her fingers slid down as her arm fell by her side. By the time her eyes accommodated

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