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    Adult Sexual Health Instructor and Relationship Coach at Pure Romance by Nette

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  1. "Okay, ladies, listen up! I only have one rule at my parties. Do not yuck another lady's yum. Look to the lady to the left of you. Now look to the lady to the right of you. One in three women enjoy anal sex. If it ain't either one of them, it's you. Anal toys are designed with a tapered edge to prevent the sphincter muscles from sucking the toy inside of you. Do NOT use a toy that isn't specifically for anal play. Otherwise, your ass will end up on an episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER and you better not say my name...because I taught you better!" So...guess who just got a phone call from a client who had to go to the ER? This girl. 😡😡😡
  2. I need this dress but...I can't find it for sale anywhere. 😞
  3. Coffee is seriously my love language. IJS.
  4. I don't know if anyone's familiar with the Marine Corps Mess Night tradition but he wants to incorporate some of its elements into our reception. We're both military brats, he's a Marine veteran, and quite a few of our friends/family are either active duty or retired military. I also want a Fallen Soldier's table set up at our reception. I'm all over the damn place and I can't think straight.
  5. So we have our wedding/reception venues narrowed down to Gardens at Old Town Helotes and Kendall Plantation. We have appointments to go tour both venues and I'm so excited! I'm really leaning more towards the Gardens venue just because I love the amount of trees around the area. I want a winter wonderland themed wedding; I'm thinking ice blue, slate gray, silver, and white. You never really realize how many friends and family you have until you sit down to do a guest list for your wedding. And when you have to decide who's going to be in your wedding party?! Yeah, someone's gonna get butt hurt, I just know it. How the hell do we have 241 people on our guest list? And, what the actual fuck ... planning a wedding is not the lalahappylalajoy that I thought it would be!
  6. Got a phone call this morning that one of my friends and sister consultants passed away today. She was my age. Her two sons are my sons' age. I cannot begin to process this. My sadness is beyond words.
  7. He begged for it so we gave it to him. Anything is possible on Valucre if you ask nicely.
  8. This made me laugh so hard!! Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
  9. That's EXACTLY what he says!!
  10. Yeah, I live on the NW side of San Antonio, close to Helotes. We will be buying a house sometime next year. Hoping to stay in the same area. I love it here.
  11. Secretly, I hate that Robert can't really talk about his job. But, I'm kinda glad, too. I'm not sure how much of it I would even understand if he could tell me about his work. He's a cryptologist at the NSA compound here in San Antonio. Random squirrel moment - It's uncomfortable going to a Mexican restaurant where the waitress speaks English to my white boyfriend, turns to me and speaks Spanish, and I stare at said white boyfriend to wait for his translation. I get lots of awful looks from these servers. >=\
  12. Missy - Batteries dead; free of charge. Mejara - Pain in the neck. Raja - No path available. Simone - Fucking know-it-all. Naora - Being dead is something everybody's gotta try at least once.
  13. See, writing isn't my full time job...that title belongs to Pure Romance. Writing is my well paying hobby. Unfortunate as that sounds.