Name: Ranidras Grassburner
Alias: Thump Thump Speedbump
Race: Halfling/Hobbit [We can't be sued, right?]
Gender: Bender, formerly male
Class: Ex-Druid, Blighter and Slapstick Multiclass
Age: 42 [That's 27 in Hobbitual years]
Alignment: Chaotic Asshole, formerly True Neutral
Weight: 32 lbs
Height: 3'2"
Looks: Originally, like an Italian midget. Now he looks like a Leprechaun
Build: Stocky
Home: 100% Gnome Grown Park, pot patch #64

Enjoys: Cannabis Indica, Shorty's Rescue, Children's things [Scissors, pants, combs], Mini-things [Skirts, lighters, smoking impliments, hammers, Gnomes, TVs, etc etc.] and most importantly, condoms.

Disfavors: Patchouli, Dirty-Hippies, Short jokes, Atomic wedgies, raw meat, harmony of nature, bad LSD

Hobbies: IS THAT A JOKE OR SOMETHING? FECK YOO TOO YA JEW! Y I OUGHTA!! *Rant, rant*

Attire: Leprechaun hat, green suit, tie, gold shirt, buckle shoes, bling-[Watch, chain, rings, teeth], and last but not least, Lucky charms boxers and a pack of of Grandpa condons

Equipment: Shillelagh, 6 pack of Hempen Gold, 9 ounces of Hindu-Kush, 6-packs of Zig-Zag papers, a Zippo of gold with a pot-leaf in green jade, 5d6 gold pieces, a black pot to piss in [Joke to be revealed], Bag of Portable Audience Laughter, Cloak of the Jackalope, and 1 golden Acorn from Ambrosia.

Hidden Gear: a quarter pound of mushrooms, a bottle of Jameson whiskey, and His Secret Weapon!

Powers: Mythic Wildshape [Lyger, Bigfoot Midget, Jackalope, and Unicorn-Pegasus]
Food Wildshape [Gingerbread Man, Jell-O, Twizzler, and Crowd Pleaser]
Drunken Style- Can only fight, speak coherently, or sleep by inbibing 'Spirits' of nature.

Notes: Crowd Pleaser takes suggestions of the food from the Audience :)
Can only Wildshape when Under the Influence.
Secret weapon- Bill Cosby as Leonard Parker from Leonard Part 6 when in Jell-O form. Krafty eih?

Go on, ask him where his pot of gold is =]