Genesar Global Penguin Market

[The Hummingbird]

Welcome to the Genesar Global Penguin Market. We retail slaves serve the CEO of the company, The Hummingbird, so contact him if you want to buy something.

Because he's lazy, he says he doesn't care if you find something in a roleplay without paying, because it's all fair. Some people just like setting up shops.

He does encourage you to give him your money though. Oh, and this is a placeholder picture for our shop. We don't get paid enough for this shit.

Handgun: Yeah, we sell guns. You want one? Fires one bullet at a time, .32 caliber. Fitted to your hand with a custom engraving on the barrel and handle. Pricey, to be sure. But once you buy it, we provide you with ammo and repairs for free, for as long as you have the gun. Just don't lose the receipt, okay?

Price: 40VB (2 for 60VB)


Rifle: This one hurts. Also fitted to your size, this is a .50 caliber. This one comes with bullets that can punch through lighter armor and completely shred your body. And hey, it's also a good bludgeoning weapon. We'll design it for you and also provide you with free ammo and repairs for life. Try not to break it too often.

Price: 60VB


Elemental Crystal: These thumb-sized crystals enchant any weapon – even a gun – with mild elemental power. You choose from Earth, Water, Fire, and Wind. We'll even set it in your weapon for you. They should last you a lifetime, guaranteed. Also, they're shiny. You like shiny things, right?

Price: 50VB (2 for 70VB)


Scroll of Lightning Bolt: This scroll shoots 1 lightning bolt upon reading the words "Arcanum Tormentus Forte". Just one shot, but powerful enough to knock a giant backwards. Good luck to anyone trying to dodge it... don't point it at me!

Price: 15VB (10 for 50VB)


Exalta Crystal: One of these babies powers an airship and its weapons, if you've got one, but they can also enchant handheld weapons with pure energy. You should only have to buy one or two… what? Eat it? No, just… please don't.

Price: 100VB


Everlast Torch: This is a torch that, instead of fire, lights up with arcane white light like a wand that never goes out. Its almost unbreakable, and if you shove the tip into the face of another, you'll burn them like hell. Not that you'd ever do that, right?

Price: 10VB


Echo Glass: This pretty mirror echoes five magical spells that happens to reflect upon its surface. Creative name, huh? After the five uses are up, it breaks, so keep track of how many uses you have left... and hey, you break it, you buy it.

Price: 20VB


Night Globe: This was an apprentice mage's final project. Toss this on the ground and it will cover 50 feet of ground in perfect darkness. Like being surrounded in black fog, the only one who can see in it is a cat – and you. Whoever you're trying to hide from is out of luck. Use it however many times you want… just don't eat it, okay?

Price: 10VB


Spirit Stone: I don't think I'm supposed to sell you this, but… well, if you meditate with this stone for two nights, it'll break and a spirit will hatch from it like an egg. It'll take on an animal form, one that represents you most. Eagle, hawk, dung beetle, could be anything. It'll share a portion of your soul and you'll be able to see through its eyes, hear through its ears, even talk with it. Yeah, it talks. Take care of it though – though hardier than its true animal counterpart, if it dies you're gonna feel reeeeaaaally sick for two days.

Price: 50VB


Genesar Materials: These materials come only from Genesaris. You can't get them anywhere else. We're having a special at the moment; buy any quantity. But don't try to trick us into selling you a cheaper item already listed here. We do have guards here, you know.

Price: For a metal - 40VB
Everything else - 15VB

[The Hummingbird]

You can only access the Black Market upon buying 3 items or a total of 100VB from the General Market.To be approved for an airship, you must 1) Make at least a sincere-sounding promise to rp at some point within the next five years in Genesaris or 2) Promise some Michael Bay on Crack Explosions.
BLACK MARKET

Hi there... I've noticed you hanging around here before. Perhaps you'd be interested in some rarer commodities?

Tearful Horizon: Airship: What a beauty she is, huh? White as the clouds you'll possess. Power her up with an Exalta crystal and the shield she forms will make her seem invulnerable... and she's already like a ghost with how swiftly she evades any... oncoming strikes. Beauty, speed, and strength - what more can you want? And tell you what, I'll throw in a free Exalta crystal. Go and have some fun, friend.

Price: 200VB with approval (includes fuel for engine and weapons)


Sacred Lightning: Airship: This crescent-shaped ship is custom-made by our... special contacts. Fast as her name and twice as agile, you'd be hard pressed to find a better airship of the modern age. She lacks the firepower of heavier ships, but her firing speed is all the faster. Don't worry, we'll still give you a free Exalta Crystal. Take care of her and enjoy that fresh, new smell of a massive weapon.

Price: 300VB with approval (includes fuel for engine and weapons)


Gnasher Egg: Illegal? Now why would I sell something illegal? It's just an egg with a cute pet inside. If you... accidentally drop it on the ground, it will hatch into a magical machine. A mouth embedded in the ground with teeth, invisible save for a small, small rune. Think of it as a sentient trapdoor. If someone you... don't like... stands on it, it won't end well. A good way to end an argument, don't you think? Think carefully... it doesn't travel well.

Price: 30VB


Curse Scrolls: Shhh... don't tell anyone I have these. All three kinds, if you know what I mean. You do know about them, right? Perhaps you'd better read up...

Price: Curse - 30VB
Hex - 50VB
Aetherbrand - 70VB


Vial of Skinrip Plague: Let's say you want revenge, but a slow, painful one. I'm not suggesting anything, but if you take this vial here and sprinkle it onto a bit of food, in a few days you'll see your dinner partner's skin rip apart like wet paper. It's contagious, lasting up to a week. Oh, don't worry. If you want to experiment with it, I'll give you an antidote... just in case, heh.

Price: 50VB


Magi Lock: Mages are feisty things, are they not? But not all too harmful without their magic. Just fasten this collar around them and train them like dogs. I obtained this from a nice little island off the northwest coast. Here's the key. Why not have some fun?

Price: 20VB


Crossroad Ring: A traveler, are you? Now I ask, why should the government charge you to go abroad? With this ring, open a portal anywhere, to anywhere. Even outside of Genesaris. You know. If you want to go on a vacation or need to... lie low.

Price: 60VB


Cellphone: Huh. I don't know what this is. A paperweight? It's shiny and makes some interesting sounds...

Price: 5VB

[Roen]

Ten Scroll of Lightning bolt.

Ten Night Globes

Two Elemental Crystals.

Two Exalta Crystals.

Two Echo Glasses.

The Nightstalker Airship.


660 VB, right?

[The Hummingbird]

Roen

10 Scrolls of Lightning Bolt
10 Night Globes.
2 Exalta Crystals.
2 Elemental Crystals
2 Echo Glasses.

Nightstalker Airship. Have fun with that.

Approved

[spacegy4]

I'd like to buy one Exalta crystal and the whisperer airship

I am currently RPing in Genesaris here and I will promise to RP in Genesaris for at least one other time in the next five years

[The Hummingbird]

Spacegy4

1 Exalta Crystal
Cleared: 100VB prerequisite bought from General Market

Whisperer Airship. Good choice.

Approved

[The Hummingbird]

News!

I'm going to be asking the administrators of the board to merge or delete some posts of those who bought stuff to remove some clutter. I'm not sure if this will result in point loss for those who posted; if so, I'll refund it with my own. If they say no, oh well <_<

New products will be added shortly.

New rules... will not be added. Prices will stay the same. I will request a certain method of purchase, but I don't really care.

Airships are a Genesaris thing. Hence, my thing. Don't steal.

And while we're at it, useless as it is, I may be adding an Airship Craft and Supply store. This will consist of me happily typing cool names of airships and weaponry.

Spoiler:

Airships are reminiscent of high-tech Final Fantasy airships and, with higher grade systems, of a design displayed in the movie Final Fantasy, The Spirits Within. However, airships still require one or more Exalta crystals. Others are reminscent of modern battle ships, such as fighter jets and Nighthawks. Unless specifically stated the exact design is up to the purchaser. Upgrades can be added and purchased outside at the buyer's discretion.

Seraphim of God
Daybreak
Fateful Chain
Godshouter (Forcelink)
Crystal Blaze
Soulgouger
Falcon Core (Forcelink)
Martyrs' Spite
Midnight Chrome


Two engine types: standard, and the new Forcelink Engine. Standard engines are one core; Forcelink Engines, sometimes called simply Frame Engines, are designed in a web shape that flows throughout the entire engine, creating a sort of inner frame. This highly efficient engine lends more power without needing to be replaced. However, it is hard to find, the rumor being that only one person knows exactly how to design this engine without leaving a crater in the ground.