Name: Brm (Pronounced "Broom")
Age: ???
Race: ?!?
Height: 4'6"
Unusual Features:... yeah, you're gonna want to see the physical description for this.
Hair Feathers: Black and grey, with some inexplicable green patches spread around.
Eyes: Green; eyeballs are black.
Speech: Talks in a bizarre language... Sound more like a code, actually.

Physical Description: ...What the flying flarp is this?

Let's start at the top. Brm's head resembles a bird's, complete with a beak and feathers. However, most birds don't have cat ears, an ivory horn, or a tongue with a crystal on the end of it, let alone all of those on one face. At least, I should hope they don't.

Moving on... he has three bands of green (whatever obscene God created him seems to like that color) feathers around his neck, a pattern which is mirrored on his wrists and ankles. His arms, which are about as muscular as a bundle of spaghetti noodles, each end in a three-fingered hand. His legs resemble a goat's more than anything, complete with a pair of hooves on the bottom, and seem quite strong indeed.

Combine all this with a whip-like, prehensile tail, and you've got... Brm. Now, if only we could figure out exactly what a Brm is...


Biography:
Whatever he is, he's peculiar. He seems to be attracted to shiny objects. Also, his speech... well, here's a sample of it:

Rlggk! B'h Brm. Wrps'q ykto jphl?

...we have no idea what he's saying either, but there seems to be a pattern to it. Also, he can understand regular speech just fine; he just can't speak it.
Abilities/Weapons:

The crystal at the end of his tongue seems to give him a minor telekinetic influence over objects. Nothing major like, say, making your brain explode at a distance; just simple things, lifting and throwing rocks and such.

His tail, hooves, and horn can all be utilized as weapons in a pinch. The horn can stab, the hooves hurt like a mother *ahem* when they hit you, and the the tail... it's whiplike. What do you think? However, he doesn't seem to like using these; instead, he prefers to avoid violence, or, when he's really in trouble, he has a small wooden club he carries around, as well as a silver dagger.