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    Dazed and Confused.

    Hngh… Uh… Wha?

    Huey woke up mumbling, rambling on to nothing and no one in particular. His face was pressed against the center over his steering wheel, so much that it hurt, and his back was arched from his seat being thrust up so far it nearly snapped his body in two. The distant, low hum of his horn blaring slowly and surely became louder and more deafening, until his hearing was stable; he could hear it a lot clearer than he would’ve liked, in that particular moment at least, as it wasn’t doing shit for his splitting headache.

    His eyes were stilled closed, and even when he opened them, not much had changed. It was still pretty dark, even though it was mid-day. That changed, though. Much like his hearing, the darkness of his vision was slowly illuminated with the light of: his car being totaled, his favorite outfit ruined with blood and dirt, and his custom-made sunglasses shattered on the dashboard.

    “Damn,” he croaked, coughing up a clot of spit and blood that had been wedged in his throat.

    First, he tried to pry his face from his steering wheel, and when that failed, he tried to push his seat back, only to find it jammed firmly in place. Now more conscious and aware, both of his situation and the excruciating pain that wracked his body, Huey writhed in agony, like a dying, shriveling worm.

    Considering his position, there wasn’t much that he could see. That isn’t what bothered him, though, no; it was the silence. Where were the people? Why wasn’t anyone asking him if he was okay? Why didn’t he hear sirens, or other cars – why didn’t he hear anything?

    Was he really alone? Did he drive off the road into some backwater ditch? Was he balls deep in some unknown forest where noone could see him? These and a thousand other thoughts crossed his mind back to back, and in the fear of being stranded and left for dead, Huey found his vigor.

    He was determined to at least get the fuck out of the car.

    Thankfully, his legs were both situated just right to do the job and they were fairly long. Granted, it took him a little while, but with enough relentless thrusting, in despite of the pain each movement brought, he managed to push the seat back. His next move? Kick open the door and get out, but—

    —not before breaking open the glove compartment, which was jammed shut, and retrieving another pair of shades.

    Huey emerged into a strange, awkward world. How he’d gone from the interstate to the open, empty field he was now positioned in just didn’t make sense. Was he dreaming? No, the pain he was feeling was far too real. Tripping, maybe? That couldn’t be it, either; he’d been smoking weed since he was adolescence and never once had anything like this happened. No, this was something different. Irrelevant, nonetheless, as whatever it was, he didn’t like it at all.

    With his car nothing more than a heap of twisted steel, chrome and shredded leather, and the silhouette of a town quite a ways out, Huey started walking. “Maybe someone there will be able to tell me exactly what the fuck is goin’ on,” he spoke aimlessly, sucking his teeth as he did so - he’d looked down and noticed his Jordans, which he’d only bought earlier that day, were scuffed beyond belief. “Can’t believe this shit.”

    And so begins the tale of Huey “Bushido” Brown.

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    Huey's was a long one. It had continued well into the night, well after the sun had set and the moon had taken its place as the apple of the sky's eye. Hell, it was so dark that had it not been for the pale shine of the moon and her many friends, the stars, his black ass probably would've been invisible to the naked eye. Until he smiled or took of those fancy shades that obscured the white of his eyes, that is.

    So, after minutes hand turned to hours, and vigor - fueled solely by burning anger, increasing disbelief, and a desire to find out where the fuck he was - turned to fatigue, the wayward hero eventually stumbled upon the outskirts of a small, desert town.

    Honestly, it looked like something out of a western flick. Shoddy ass houses; dimly lit streets (he expected something a little more lively, even at this time of night); dusty, dark streets. He half expected John Wayne to jump out of the cut and bust a cap in his ass, but after staring off, deeper into the town, for several moments - with nothing happening - he stopped dreaming.

    Aimlessly, he wandered the streets. It was odd, but there wasn't a single sole outside; not a beggar, not a thug, not a prostitute. No one. He almost thought the place was deserted, until some loud ass laugh from a building just up the block caught his attention. From the sign hanging above the door, which read The Cutthroat Dagger, he immediately decided he was in some backwater, redneck town that probably wasn't even on a map. "This is just great," he muttered, reluctantly making his way along until he reached the steps, "of all the places my black ass could get stranded, it had to be this piece of shit. These motherfuckers probably gonna try to hang my ass or some shit."

    Still, even with the prospect of such, that didn't stop him from practically barging in to the establishment. He had bigger problems to worry about than some angry mob of white people, and if they really wanted to start some shit, he'd be more than willing to let 'em get their issue.

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    Instead of an onslaught of racial slurs and curses, Huey was greeted by an orchestra of drunken laughter, songs, idle chat and shuffling furniture. The tavern was, for lack of a better word, crunk as fuck. He didn't know that people in the boondocks could get down like that, but he definitely wasn't about to argue; his headache was far from gone, and he definitely had a solution in mind: patron on the rocks, or maybe some gray goose. Both sounded good, actually.

    He figured that, even in the best case scenario, he wouldn't get gettin' out of there until the morning. His watch was broken and he didn't have a fuckin' clue what time it was, but he doubted any towing company was operating. So, why not make the best of it?

    Making his way through the overly crowded establishment, Huey had his first awkward encounter - of course, this isn't counting ending up in the middle of nowhere with no memory of what happened - since he'd woken up. Huddled around a table were three guys - just three. Now, you might be asking yourself, "What's so odd about that?" Well, three things:

    First, one of them looked like they were a grown ass man, but he didn't stand any higher than Huey's knee. Granted, Huey was tall, but that didn't change a damn thing. This guy looked like he could've been a five year old playing in the Mcdonald's play-pin, but here he was drinkin' a beer and shootin' shit with two other guys.

    Second, one of other dudes had white hair and black skin. Long, pointed ears too. It was pretty obvious that he wasn't human, or if he was, he was wearin' one hell of a costume. Huey had never seen nothin' like it, except for in those cheesy ass movies like Lord of the Rings.

    And third, the last guy - the only one that actually looked normal - was dressed like he was some kind of fuckin' barbarian or something. Huey couldn't help but wonder if he'd ended up at some cheap ass comicon convention. He'd seen somethin' about it earlier that morning when he was browsing through channels, and happened to settle on G4.

    "Man," he groaned, trying to wipe the scene from his sight. "I must be fucked up right now." Of course, not off liquor, and the bumping at the back of his head was testament to that.

    Pulling himself into one of the many stools that lined the bar, Huey addressed the tender with his head hung low, buried deep in his palms. "Let me get a shot of patron, doc, on the rocks."

    "What?"

    "C'mon, Jack. A shot of patron. On the rocks."

    "Hm, that must be somethin' new from Ashville. We ain't got nothin' like that here, son," the tender replied with a chuckle, filling a mug with draft instead and setting it down in front of the newcomer, "but, this here is the best drink you'll find of all of Last Chance."

    "Last Chance," Huey grumbled, eyeing the mug - which was dirty - with a look of disgust, "is that the name of this shit hole?"

    The tender laughed. "Why yes it is. You ain't from around here, are you?"

    "Nope." The pride in his voice was almost palpable. "Miami Florida, champ."

    "Where's that?"

    Huey lofted a brow. "You kiddin' me?"

    "Never heard of it."

    . . . Where the fuck am I?

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    Among the motley assortment of thugs and devils that thronged the space of The Cutthroat Dagger, a man in grey sat in the middle of a bustle of motion and seemed curiously still. Hard eyed barmaids shifted around him and his table like he was an island, and if one looked closely enough one would notice that his stillness seemed so odd because no one glanced in his direction; they shifted around him and his table like a river parting around a stone. It was an odd sight, because he himself was a bit of an odd sight to behold.

    He sat on the back two legs of his chair, long legs crossed on the table. Wearing jeans and a collared shirt, with a wool coat of fine cut (all in tasteful shades of grey) he looked out of place among the cutthroat rabble, but perhaps to the battered newcomer he might look a touch familiar; if his attire spoke of a different time, well, at least the man wasn't wrapped in furs and leather. Long-fingered hands were interlaced in his lap, and careful grey eyes flicked from here to there in the establishment, missing nothing. His hair, not to draw on tropes, was a subdued white-blonde, close cropped and worn short. He seemed rumpled, as it just rolled out of bed- in this light hair peaked at the crown of his skull; it almost appeared as if he had horns.

    When Huey made his rather innocuous entrance, inquisitive grey eyes found him immediately. Set in a drawn, pale face, the way the man never seemed to sit still combined with his sunken features would lead one to almost mistake him for a junkie. On sighting the newcomer, however, something strange happened. An unsettling wide grin spread across the grey man's face, baring pristine white teeth and overly large canines. Not fangs, per say, but to suggest that a quality of the grin suggested avarice and opportunity would not be far off the mark.

    He slipped his feet from the table; he bounced to his feet with an ebullient air, and took a loping series of strides through the maze of haphazardly scattered tables. As he walked his hand disappeared into his coat- when it emerged he tucked a smooth white cylinder between his lips. A machination hidden behind pale, long fingered hands set an ember blazing at the end of the cigarette; it flared like the sun when the grey man inhaled, and smoke came billowing from his nose and mouth as he pulled it away between his middle and ring fingers.

    He leaned over the bar near the newcomer, that prenaturally wide grin still plastered across his face. "Hey there, daddy-o."

    His voice was like the rest of him: equal parts shabby and smooth, half a junkie and a half a saint. "You must be new in town."
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    "You got that right." Granted, this new guy - the cigarette smoking, melting-pot-of-styles-and-cultures - wasn't really Huey's cup of tea in terms of company, but he seemed a bit more normal than the rest of the occupants. The dark-skinned wanderer regarded him with a half-assed nod, one that suggested he wasn't really in the mood for any tricks or games. Something wasn't right, but Huey just couldn't figure out what it was.

    Taking a sip of his beer, which to his surprise wasn't all that bad, Huey sat up straight on his stool. "Where the fuck is this place, jack? I mean, like, what state are we in? Where the fuck am I? I didn't think backwater towns like this really existed anymore. Just got done talkin' with the bartender, and he tried to tell me that he didn't have a fucking clue what, or where, Miami was. I mean, I thought he was jokin', but he shot one of those looks. Don't ya'll get the news or somethin'?"

    Catching another glimpse of the short-stack and pointy-eared fellow out of the corner of his eye, another question spilled from Huey's mouth: "Also, what's up with those cats over there?" He nodded in their direction. "Early Halloween party or somethin'? If so, their costumes are definitely bumpin'."

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    "Ah," the grey stranger nodded, reaching back under his waist and producing a battered but well-made pub hat that he tucked over unruly white hair. He paused to press the cigarette to his lips and inhale; he cleared his throat, ashing the cylinder carelessly on the countertop. When he spoke again, smoke billowed from both mouth and nostrils. In the hazed light of the tavern, the smoke clung to his form, briefly obscuring already drastically plain features.

    "You weren't kidding, scat cat. Looks like you've got a wicked twisted perspective. Pull up the figurative armchair, my son, cos the tale runs a touch long on the telling."

    Another drag, another plume of smoke that blended into the mire.

    "I ain't heard of no place called "Miyamee", nor a thing by the name of "Florida"- and let me tell you something, buddy, knowin' things is my business. Lotta places, might seem odd a fella walks in here not knowing the difference between a wooden nickel and their left foot. Not so much 'round these parts. Before I get carried away though, fella, lemme clear some of the air."

    The grin was back; it stretched wider than ever in the gloom.

    "I got a few names, here and there, dependin' on who you ask. Folks 'round here call me Hieronymus, on account 'a my sparkling personality, see?" Here he paused to stretch out a pale hand and press a long index finger to the top of the bar. "My real friends- and I just got this hunch, you know, that you and I are gonna be real good friends- my real friends call me Grey, on account'a, well." The grin turned a bit self-deprecating, stormy eyes sparkling.

    "Everybody knows, you wanna learn something, you come see old Grey down here in Last Chance, the worst pit of scum and moral pollution this side of Desolatus. 'Fore you get started, I know what's coming- I may as well have just rattled off the specifics of particulate string theories, for all the sense that made. Lemme take another step back. You're in a place that ain't nothin' like the one you came from, daddy-o. This here's an in-between place, a nexus, ya dig?"

    He turned to the bar and picked up a drink that hadn't been there a second ago. Drawing deep of amber liquid, Hieronymus Grey made a satisfied noise deep in his throat. "Welcome to Valucre, my son," He intoned, swallowing.

    "Bet you got some questions."
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    Valucre? It was the one of the only words that Huey could really pull from the man's spiel, a jumbled up mess of jiving rhythm, and somewhat drunken - or perhaps just elderly - swagger. The rest of it just didn't make sense, though judged from the looks of things, it was probably true. Honestly, he'd seen plenty of movies where this type of shit had happened. The protagonist of the story was usually goin' on about their life, mindin' their own business, and then bam!: they get sucked into some worm-hole or something and teleported into a foreign, extraterrestrial planet.

    Huey was torn.

    Internally, his mind was a frantic. Rather than think, he settled for mentally cursing and throwing a fit like a five year old would when their mother told them that they couldn't have another cookie. Fuck, fuck, fuck! I done got my ass on some Lord of the Rings shit; one of these fuckin' orc-niggas gonna bite a chunk out of my ass or somethin'! It was a maelstrom of emotion and distress, one that he did an excellent job at hiding. You see, for even as the tempest dominated his mind, Huey's expression had remained rather placid. He'd feigned a dash of interest here and there, but for the most part he looked entirely content sitting there in this strange, new world, sipping his surprisingly good beer.

    "That's one hell of a story," he replied, eyeing his halved beverage, "but it would explain how my car ended up in the middle of a fuckin' field from the highway. Grey, you said? Well, call me Bushido. Bushido Brown, if you feel the need for formality. It's nice to meet you, though I hope this little encounter of ours will be short. No disrespect, of course, it's just that I ain't too keen on stayin' here longer than I need to, you feel me?"

    Moreso from instinct, with just a smidgen of hope that he'd find the proof that the man was lyin', Huey glanced down at his wrist-watch. Its arms were still spinning on its face, causing him to suck his teeth in agitation.

    He glanced back at Grey. "So, you said it's your business to know things? Then yeah, we'll be good friends. I like knowin' shit, too. Namely, how the fuck I'm gonna get the hell out of here, you feel me? I'm not really sure how many visitors like me ya'll get, but like I said just a moment ago, I don't plan on stayin' here long. I got shit to do back in my own, y'know? Ain't got the time to be pussy-footin' around."

    The more that Huey talked, the more comfortable he found himself. So, he kept on doing just that: "Who runs this shit-hole of a cit-- er, town? Maybe they'll know somethin' about how to get me the fuck out of here?"

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    Grey blinked, unsettlingly long lashes lapsing over argentine eyes. The fingers tapping their erratic rhythm along the countertop stalled; he regarded his new friend Bushido with one hell of a poker face.

    "In charge? You'd be lookin' for the mayor, my son. Ginda Double, she goes by."

    The tapping resumed, and Hieronymus leaned forward, his voice dropping to a needlessly conspiratorial whisper. In the din of the bar, and in a town like Last Chance, one didn't eavesdrop. That is, unless one wanted to be fished out of the canal with a brand new grin slashed across a swelling throat. "There's tell round here, though, if you choose to believe it, that the lady's just a puppet for somebody else pullin' the strings."

    Slim shoulders lifted in a noncommittal shrug. "As for your situation, scat cat, I'm not so sure she'd be the one to talk to." Grey lifted a long-fingered hand, twirling it in the air. "Sounds to me like you've bebopped on down from another world- see, that's the problem with Valucre, mister Bushido. It's real easy to get here."

    If Grey had been wearing sunglasses, this would be where he would slide them to the bridge of his nose, peering rakishly over the top. "It's not so easy to get back." Sunglasses or no, the half-greasy, half angel-white aura around the man did the trick. Grey was a hustler- this much was clear. Though whether he was just another run of the mill grifter or something special remained to be seen, there was a certain slickness to the way he carried himself; perhaps the confident smirk that always seemed to hang around his face had something to do with it. The long-limbed, grey clad man always seemed to be smiling at a private joke- and those canines were always prominent.

    They were prominent now, as the dim haze of the bar made it appear as if the white crescent of his grin floated, disconnected as he leaned back to pilfer the drink of a patron with his back turned. Sipping from the cracked, dingy glass, the grey man turned to lean his back against the edge of the bar, eyes drifting towards the ceiling.

    "Regardless, Mistah Brown, it sounds to me like we need to get you in contact with an arcanomancer of the highest order; a puissant individual possessing the force of will to rend asunder the very fabric of reality and cast you back to whence you came!" Grey threw his hand out at the last, the opposite still clutching the drink close to his chest as the long-fingered grifter struck a melodramatic pose.

    "Otherwise," He continued, resuming his slouched posture, "You're right well fucked, Bushido."
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    Yeah, that sounds about right. Fucked. Regardless of the shitty situation, Huey wasn’t the type to bitch or cry about it. Nah, there just wasn’t time for that. If what this drunkard – well, as far as Huey could tell, he was a drunkard – was telling the truth, likely as he was, there was only one thing on his mind; one mission that he’d spend his time thinking about, bitching about, moaning or complaining about: getting the fuck home.

    “Y’know,” the dark-skinned wanderer crooned, “I think we will be good friends, Grey. I mean, you’re really the closest thing to normal I’ve seen since I’ve stepped foot in this shit hole.”

    Finishing his draft, he burped. “Now, that bitch might not be the one I need to talk to, but if she’s playin’ the role of the puppet, maybe I can tug on the strings and get the puppeteer to show their face. Ya’dig? They might know somethin’ worth followin’ up, and they’re a lot closer than just walkin’ around lookin’ for some random no-name. I’ve never been a man to make a move without a plan, ya feel me?”

    “Anyways, I appreciate the conversation, and if you wouldn’t mind. . . I’d like to get a move on as soon as possible.” To punctuate his conviction, Huey stood from his chair, leaving a five under the mug, completely unaware his money held no real value in this world (honest mistake). That is, until the tender piped up about it:

    “The fuck is this, stranger?”

    Glancing over his shoulder, Huey lowered his shades down the bridge of his nose while raising his brow to a peak. “Pardon?”

    “I don’t know where you come from, son, but this ain’t no money I’ll be accepting.” The tender tossed the bill toward Huey, watching as it slowly drifted to the floor between them. “Now pay for your drink.”

    Besides being unable to pay for it, the sheer disrespect erased any chance of Huey wanting to pay even if he could. “Or what? What the fuck you gonna do about it, old man?”

    "It's not a matter of what he'll do about it," a low, sharp voice cut through the air, coming from Huey's right. It was pointy-eared fellow from before; he was standing now, already flashin' a knife tucked at his waist. "What you should be worried is about is we'll do, understand?"

    Fantasy land or not, Huey wasn't anybody's bitch. "The only thing I understand is that you better mind your own fuckin' business, or I'm gonna end up breaking this size fourteen off in your ass. Ya'dig?"

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    As you can imagine, despite the fact that they hadn't the faintest idea what a "size fourteen" was, the three at the table did not like Huey's outspoken statement. As it stands to reason, they exchanged dark looks for a moment- and then the three were on their feet. Perhaps understandably, they were incensed; the short one snarled and burbled something ugly as he attempted to force incoherent rage through underdeveloped vocal cords. As a group, they began to close in on the tall, dark stranger. They fanned as they came, thinking to come from all sides. The small one would trap the man's right side- and the man in furred leather would circle to the left.

    All in all, a sensible plan.

    A sensible plan that might have worked, if the armored man had met empty air, or, perhaps, even one of the other patrons.

    He did not.

    Unfortunately for the gang, unfortunately for the bartender, and, -one could argue quite convincingly- fortunately for Huey, he met none of those things.

    Instead, he met Hieronymus Grey. The characteristic grin was still in place- above it, silver eyes danced mischeviously. "Hey there, daddy-o. This party is invite only, ya dig?" The Grey cast a sardonic eye up and down the barbarian. "And let's be honest, my son. You're not exactly dressed to impress, right?"

    No one would hear the answer to the question; as the man moved forward, Hieronymus spread his feet, planted them. Hands at his sides, his hips pivoted twice- and his arms pistoned twice. Scant milliseconds later, the impression of twin fists dug itself into the exposed shortribs of the barbarian- one for each side. The breath he was taking caught in his throat; the big man made a strangled, breathless noise of pain, eyes searching in disbelief for his opponent. He didn't see him again.

    As soon as the twin shovel hooks had landed on their respective sides, Grey thrust his weight into the balls of his feet- propelling himself backwards, both hands snapped up into fists, held close just under his nose. He dashed to the left while the man was still reeling- he never saw him because Grey slipped his peripheral vision expertly. A perfectly executed one-two crashed into the side of the man's jaw- the first jab knocked his chin to the side, but the right straight ground into his jaw with a meaty smack, whipping the man's head around.

    He did not topple; he did not slump. It was the way someone would drop if he were just shot in the head. He just fell, a limp sack of meat. Grey had already bounced back; at a distance of a foot and a half, he bounced back and forth on the balls of his feet. He swayed right; moved right, widening his guard and dropping his hands back down to his chest. He'd taken the man down quick; now the other two were hesitant, and the immediate berth they gave him made it easy for him to step up to Huey's left side, now presenting a unified front to the unnerved attackers.

    Behind his guard, Hieronymus broke back into his secret grin. "I like you, scat cat. Things just end up so... interesting around you."
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    Huey was, for lack of a better word, impressed by Grey’s showmanship. For a drunkard, he sure as hell could throw a mean fuckin’ punch; it was enough to crumple the largest man of the trio, and leave the remaining two hesitant, and stumbling with the remnants of their surround-and-conquer strategy.

    “Nice moves,” he praised with a mock grin, glancing over to his left. “Now, let me show you a few of mine.”

    In an almost cinematic fashion, the dark, tall, thin, afro-sportin’ wanderer stepped forward. A crowd of interested patrons had formed around the two teams, leaving the space between them clear of any excess bodies; besides the few tables and chairs, which were now empty, the only thing keeping Huey from his opponent(s) was smoggy, entirely unhealthy, air.

    Rather than take any form definitive of a fighting stance, Huey began to weave and bob, shuffle and jive to a melody only he could hear. A low, barely audible hum sounded from the depths of his stomach, growing louder as the idle seconds passed. His scuffed Jordans, keeping to their rhythmic slip n’slide, almost seemed to float across the poorly kept wooden flooring; he seemed weightless, as if gravity no longer held any sway over his presence.

    Then, he vanished.

    The speed in which he closed the meager distance (several meters or so) was surprising even to him, though he wasn’t about to question it. For several short seconds, he appeared as nothing more than an ebony blur in the haze and dim lighting of the establishment, reappearing just in time for the pointy-eared elf to unsheathe his blade, which was revealed to be a dagger, and slash at his throat.

    Evading the broad assault was as simple as bending at the knees, and the glinting steel passed over him completely, barely nipping the peak of Huey’s rather beastly, large afro. His retort, while equally as simplistic, was more than adequate in terms of effectiveness.

    Like a python to its pray, Huey’s right hand lashed forward, so that the curve of his hand – situated between his pointer finger and thumb – slammed into the man’s throat, nearly causing it to collapse. The force behind the blow was staggering, and rocked him back several feet, offering yet another window of opportunity that Huey didn’t intend to let slip by. Compensating for the additional distance with several well placed steps, Huey positioned himself flawlessly for the follow-up—or, in this case, the finisher.

    With a speed and precision that rivaled his initial strike, Huey buried his right foot into the man’s chest with a bone-shattering kick. A wave of gut-wrenching force erupted out from, and through, the man’s body at the connection; and with a thunderous roar, that same wave swept him clean off his feet, pushing him through the table directly behind him like a hot knife to butter, plowed him through the bar, and punched him through the back wall holding several rows of bottled beer and alcoholic beverages.

    Needless to say, the shortest of the three, the one who hadn’t done anything thus far, was scared shitless—literally. Even with the strong scent of tobacco and liquor filling the room, the foul stench of shit was predominant.

    Damn, son.”
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    Oh, good, Hieronymus thought, bemused, as he watched the drow fly across the tavern. This motherfucker can fight.

    An exaggerated wince creased his features when the elf crashed through the wall, though. Having followed the exchange with eyes that saw more than one would think, Grey bit his lip in appreciation for the way chi flowed so naturally through the stranger. Valucre herself was likely helping - these things rolled nicely on this world, often better than the homes most Outsiders came from - but the man's strength was prodigious. The invisible force that surged through his limbs had widened Grey's eyes- now they blinked rapidly, and an appreciative whistle slipped out from between the grey man's lips.

    Implacable grey eyes turned to the five-foot brawler. His nostrils flared in mild distaste; they shrank just as quickly. Grey was one of the slick dark things that clung to the underbelly of Last Chance like corrupt barnacles. Midget shit was hardly the worst thing about his day.

    "Whoo-boy, little man, you're in a baaad spot for a little cat like you." Hieronymus danced forward on the balls of his feet, swiftly filling the space vacated by Huey. He bore down on the small man- but never threw a punch, as the recently soiled midget fell right on his ass with an ugly squelch.

    The silence that filled the void of noise was almost palpable. It was a heavy thing, thick with violence and malevolence. It was like that silence was the combined outrage of every patron in the bar; an outrage that doubled as each individual in turn realized that he, under no circumstances, would like to do anything to fuck with either of the two men who had so brazenly and effortlessly dispatched three of their own.

    Gnarled hands clenched in anger, but knobby knees shook with fear.

    The stunned silence was split in seconds by the arcing, uncontrollable quality of Grey's laughter. Long arms folded over his abdomen, the lanky boxer had doubled over- his shoulders shook, and his chest bucked in a series of sharp guffaws as his physical expression of amusement seemed to wrap him in thrall.

    Slapping a hand against his knee, Grey mastered himself enough to speak. "Fuck, Bushido, I think you and I are gonna get along real well."

    He straightened, and struck a clenched fist against his open palm. "Maybe you ought to think about stickin' around, Mistah Brown. You and me? We could paint this town red."
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    What the hell? Huey’s internal marveling as his demonstration of speed and strength wouldn’t have been conveyed upon his fairly emotionless face. While he was pretty nasty with the martial arts, he definitely wasn’t capable of dealin’ that kind of damage back on Earth; it became blatantly obvious that whatever it was that brought him here had significantly augmented his abilities to a frightening degree. But again, he wasn’t about to argue or complain about it; anything and everything that could help him get home faster was considered a gift.

    “Maybe,” Huey jested at the idea. It definitely was a tempting offer, “but I got my own town to run, ya’dig? But, you know, if we can’t find someone to help a brotha out, then we can talk business.”

    Hey, it’s always good to have a plan to fall back on, right?

    Of course, that was a worst case scenario type of situation. Ideally, Huey would be out of this bitch in a few days – a week, tops. Well, that was the goal, anyway. “Anyways, lets dip and find the bitch that’s runnin’ this place. See if we can work somethin' out, y'know?"

    He was almost out of the door, when suddenly he turned to face the tender. A wide, toothy grin split his face while he raised his shades to cover his eyes. “Oh, and by the way, I ain’t payin’ for this shit, either. Enjoy the new window, asshole!

    And with that, he was gone.

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    Grey arched an eyebrow. Dip, huh?

    The stranger had a hip flow to his jive; Hieronymus could respect that. He laced long fingers together- turning them outward, the silence of the bar echoed with the crackle of his knuckles popping back into place. He flexed his hands once, twice, and then his smile came back. As Huey made his exit, Grey tucked his hands behind his back and bent forward at the waist, all his weight on one foot, the heel of his left resting on the toe of his right. His hat slipped forward, casting grey eyes into shadow and obscuring his features.

    "Well, that's an exit, right?"

    The laugh that split the ensuing silence this time was more like a cackle; as it rattled off into nothing, Grey faded back into the shadows that clung to the doorframe. Features obscured, body half-shrouded in shade, the pugilist seemed to fragment into odd pieces--

    Then the door swung open, and there was an odd blur of motion in the blend of haze and shadow.

    And just like that, he was gone.

    Hands thrust hastily into pockets as Grey stepped into the cold night air. He shivered once, exhaling in a plume of white as his left foot ground out the ember of the cigarette smoldering on the pavement. His legs were long; his strides were swift, and he caught up to Huey in a matter of moments. He quickened his stride a step- now he walked at the taller man's left side, just a scant few inches in front of him. They passed through the night in silence, Grey steering them unerringly through the haphazard streets that hugged narrow canals and butted against crooked, dilapidated buildings.

    Last Chance was quiet, gripped by night; so were the two men that moved through it.
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    Indeed, they were silent. But it was moreso because Huey was still trying to wrap his mind around what had just happened. As a boy growing up on the south side of philly, all Huey had to keep himself out of trouble was a massive, seemingly all-encompassing collection of martial arts videos. Though his parents were too poor to actually send him to any real karate classes, that didn't stop him from absorbing the moves he watched every night before bed like a sponge. From Bruce Lee to Jet Li, all the way back to Jackie Chan and Tony Jaa, Huey made it his life's goal to get though the entirety of the collection and make a name for himself in the world of fighting. Faithfully, he practiced in his bedroom, throwing kicks and punches, screaming with the seemingly genuine fervor that the actors portrayed.

    Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine that it would actually get him anywhere.

    When he was nineteen, he finally managed to grow a spine an enter one of the more profound martial arts tournaments being hosted in his town. And with nothing more than the mirrored actions of some of the greats fighters the world had probably ever seen, Huey soundly defeated every combatant he faced, eventually claiming the trophy. Everything after that was history, and he made quite a bit of money - a lot money, actually - participating in tournaments all across the world. And though he didn't win all of them, he had, like he dreamed all those years ago, made a name for himself: there wasn't a single soul who knew anything about fighting that didn't know his name.

    Blinking back to this new reality, Huey decided that it'd be best to leave that little mystery - of how he obtained this new, phenomenal strength - for another day.

    As the pair stopped before mayor's establishment, the afro-sportin' wanderer was less than impressed. Man, my garage is bigger than this shit; the fuck kind of mayor is this? "I guess we should knock, yeah?" Before his much lighter skinned friend could reply, Huey's bawled up fist met the door; it wasn't some polite, friendly knock either. Nah, it was the sound that the 5-0 made when they were comin' to arrest you and they knew your black ass was home; it was probably the most ghetto, ignorant, thoughtless knock any of these crackers had heard in quite some time. Boom, boom, boom! But, just in case she hadn't heard that, Huey spoke up, his voice cutting through the dead of the night like a concert stereo: "Aye, bitch, wake the fuck up! Need'ta talk to ya, and it's urgent." He knocked again - boom, boom, boom! "C'mon, now, wake ya ass up!"

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