The Last Saiyan

[Malum]

The Last Saiyan

What's the last saiyan to do
When he's no longer oozaru?
With all the other saiyans gone
Powered down, no longer blond

Surely there's a world for me
A villain on a killing spree
Three episodes for me to yell
A Buu, a Frieza, maybe Cell

But sadly there's nowhere to frolic
No barren land nor hyperbolic
So when death comes, I'll down a flagon
Singing "Dragon, dragon, rock the dragon."

[King]

This is probably the greatest poem I've ever read in my life.

[AmazonMonk]

The Last Saiyan

What's the last saiyan to do
When he's no longer oozaru?
With all the other saiyans gone
Powered down, no longer blond

Surely there's a world for me
A villain on a killing spree
Three episodes for me to yell
A Buu, a Frieza, maybe Cell

But sadly there's nowhere to frolic
No barren land nor hyperbolic
So when death comes, I'll down a flagon
Singing "Dragon, dragon, rock the dragon."

But even death can't hold me down
With Kai and Yama I will be bound
A halo over my head to say:
"This time you're really here to stay"

Now it may seem like there's lots to do
When all of hell's guards are running a zoo
But when all the tournaments are no more
than a flick of the wrist, a victorious bore
There is little to inspire a super saiyan
as his skills rust and begin decayin'

To keep my pride and my fighting spirit too,
there's really just one thing left to do
I shall race down the ole snakeway
and in the bed of Queen Snake I will lay

I hope this one grows up to be strong,
for I will have no one to fight if I'm wrong.
Upon the delivery of a new babe, I will say
"Looks like it's time to start a brand new day..."