Daniel.: so picture this.
Daniel .: me.
Daniel .: done.
i_hold_the_sky: LOL
i_hold_the_sky: LOLOLOL
Daniel.: so picture this.
Daniel .: me.
Daniel .: done.
i_hold_the_sky: LOL
i_hold_the_sky: LOLOLOL
A man isn't a collection of chemicals; he is a collection of ideas
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Rob: you know
Rob: it has recently come to my attention
Rob: that you have not made me laugh in at least three days.
Rob: in other words
Rob: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY, NIGGER
Rob: /Flicks whip at
Daniel .: haha, well let me think.
Daniel .: what did i do recently.
Daniel .: hm.
Rob: o.o
Daniel .: fuck, i dunno.
Daniel .: but i do.
Daniel .: know.
Daniel .: that, i am going to hell.
Rob: i knew that too
Rob: tbh
Daniel .: well it was confirmed
Daniel .: i was flirting with my 'girlfriends' 12 year old sister.
Daniel .: then had some sex with my gf, and she was like
Daniel .: "what got you so arouse?"
Daniel .: "your sister, now go to bed so i can watch the matrix."
Rob: LOL FUCK
Rob: I WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
Rob: LOL
Daniel .: LOL
Daniel .: LOL
Rob: BUT THE LAST PART
Rob: LOL
Rob: 'SO I CAN WATCH THE MATRIX'
Rob: ;LOL
Daniel .: LOL[
lolol
i_hold_the_sky: my gfs better than yours
i_hold_the_sky: yours is a silly entp and mine is an intj
Mr. President: some stuff has work arounds, too
Mr. President: eg
Mr. President: the fertilizer deal
Mr. President: you just need to use a chemical to melt the polymer covering the bulbs
Mr. President: or manually remove it
i_hold_the_sky:
i_hold_the_sky: this is for you
Mr. President: hot in my firebomb?
i_hold_the_sky: LOL WTF
i_hold_the_sky: WHY WAS THAT FUNNY
Brandon Kinney: wtf is 218/40
Brandon Kinney: blood pressure?
Mr. President: YEAHLOL
--Rob: LOL YES
--Rob: LOL
Brandon Kinney: ...
Brandon Kinney: I won't ask.
i_hold_the_sky: LOL
Go straight for souls, and go for the worst.
garettus: wana role play as my slutty ex girlfriend?
Rob: only on the condition that the reason why you're my ex boyfriend
Rob: is because you cheated on me
Rob: and i was trying to end my slutty ways for you
Rob: and i was so angry about it
Rob: that i cut off all of your limbs
Rob: with a chainsaw
Rob: and then took a bath in your blood
Rob: while peeling off layers of your skin to knit them into a scarf
garettus: okay
--Rob: uhm
--Rob: with my penis
--Rob: and her vagina
egotistical.scotty: UH.
egotistical.scotty: CALIFORNIA + OHIO = FUCKING FAR.
egotistical.scotty: LOL
--Rob: o rite dat
--Rob: well u c...
egotistical.scotty: LOL.
--Rob: its kind of embarassing
--Rob: but it can...
--Rob: you know
--Rob: reach
egotistical.scotty: LOL.
i_hold_the_sky: cup size
--Rob: b
Mr. President: I'm bigger.
--Rob: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
i_hold_the_sky: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
i_hold_the_sky: LOLOLOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: ok done
i_hold_the_sky: LOLOL
--Rob: LOL
Mr. President: [she's asian]
Mr. President: [100% chance she has a bush]
i_hold_the_sky: 110%
only_kill_for_them: Ew.
--Rob: (she doesnt thoi!)
Mr. President: [even if she says she waxes]
--Rob: LOL
Mr. President: [she's lying]
Mr. President: [any pics are photoshopped]
i_hold_the_sky: [did you check]
--Rob: [working on it]
i_hold_the_sky: [if you didnt check it doesnt count]
Mr. President: [any real life experience is a result of fenix vasterx fucking with reality]
i_hold_the_sky: [then its 110% sry]
--Rob: LOL
i_hold_the_sky: [im lolling]
Mr. President: [I can bench press a million pounds]
i_hold_the_sky: so can i
i_hold_the_sky: just not all at once
Carlos: that was a good idea
Mr. President: ty sir.
Mr. President: [jk about sir part]
Carlos: [jk about the jk part]
Mr. President: [sub mexican in for sir]
Mr. President: [wtf]
Mr. President: [you can't bracket what I said]
Mr. President: [you fucking cock monkey]
Carlos: [qq]
Mr. President: [LOL]
Carlos: [LOLOL]
Carlos: you ever have a moment of just intense ball itching
Go straight for souls, and go for the worst.
Daniel .: i sometimes in a game or something.
Daniel .: wil us an rpg character of mine for a name.
Daniel .: but people just asssume
Daniel .: i made it up there.
Daniel .: and that is less likely to shine a light on my night life
--Rob: LOL
--Rob: 'damn, dan, how did you come up with Andragonix on the fly?'
--Rob: 'that sounds badass'
--Rob: 'i dunno. just came to mind'
Daniel .: LOL
Daniel .: really im deep down like
Daniel .: "^__________________________^ YEAH!YEAH KEKEKEKEKEK THEY LIKE IT TOO!"
--Rob: ...
--Rob: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
--Rob: OLOLOL
--Rob: OOL
--Rob: OOLOOOL
Daniel .: LOLOLOL
--Rob: LOL
Daniel .: LOL
--Rob: LOL
Daniel .: yeah, that is true.
Daniel .: this is a good plan
Daniel .: so we arent just sitting there
Daniel .: sipping peach snapple
Carlos .: LOL
Carlos .: i lold so hard my lip almost split
Daniel .: LOL
Daniel .: nah, it is cool. until they are a few days old.
Daniel .: they arent behind.
Daniel .: so you can suck this cock
Daniel .: 8================================================= >
Daniel .: it was cold
Daniel .: btw
Carlos .: LOL
Carlos .: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
Carlos .: LOL
Daniel .: :
Daniel .: LOL
Mr. President: sup Daniel.
Daniel .: i just burnt a shit load of stuff, noticed fire creeping towards the woods
Daniel .: so i did the smart thing
Daniel .: and logged into yahoo
Mr. President: LOOOOOOOL
Mr. President: LOOOOLODLASFJIALSFl
Mr. President: LOL
Daniel .: LOL
Mr. President: you
Mr. President: motherfucker
Mr. President: I was going to post that
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOOOOOOOL
Daniel .: LOL
Mr. President: LOOOOOOl
Daniel .: LOL
Mr. President: I LOGGED In
Mr. President: TO POST IT
Mr. President: AND I SEE IT
Daniel .: HAHA
Mr. President: ALREADY THERE
Daniel .: LOL
Mr. President: you
Mr. President: motherfucker
Mr. President: I was going to post that
Mr. President: LOL
Mr. President: LOOOOOOOL
Daniel .: LOL
Mr. President: LOOOOOOl
Daniel .: LOL
Mr. President: I LOGGED In
Mr. President: TO POST IT
Mr. President: AND I SEE IT
Daniel .: HAHA
Mr. President: ALREADY THERE
Go straight for souls, and go for the worst.
You fucker.
Go straight for souls, and go for the worst.
Daniel .: haha
Daniel .: i pissed jessica's sister off
Daniel .: cause she is an avid fan of the books
Daniel .: i asked for a book to read
Daniel .: she offered twilight
Daniel .: to which i responded
Daniel .: "why, are you out of toliet paper?"
--Rob: LOL
Daniel .: LOL
--Rob: g2g
--Rob: pce
--Rob: fckn skwl
--Rob: ;-;
--Rob has left the conference.
Mr. President: fag.
Daniel .: f-- you beat me.
Daniel .: oh well.
Go straight for souls, and go for the worst.
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