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  1. Corner Cafe

    "Yes, please." George gave her a friendly smile. "I must say, I have never noticed this place before. Was this opened recently?" As he awaited the hostess' answer, the young mage out the window as well. "Well, it's later than I thought."
  2. World Wars (XXIX)

    Jack looked at their little group. Alright. In case of intruders we need to get out as fast as possible. Marie is our best bet, but she could probably hold one person at a time. Then, he was suddenly struck with an idea. Or can she? He holstered his rifle and got to work. As the gas slowly worked its way through his system Jack lifted up Gen and slung her over his shoulder. Being rather light, she wasn't particularly hard to lift. However the stranger was quite a bit heavier and forced the man to reduce his gravitational pull in order to carry them both. Then, he used his control over gravity to reduce their weight making them total roughly a hundred fifty pounds. Unfortunately the gas was affecting Jack the same way as Gen. His arms felt like they were made of lead and even in their lightened state he strained to keep upright. and mumbled a brief order to Marie as he shuffled behind her. "I'll ride on your back with them, you're too fast to be seen and we need to get off immediately and quietly. I reduced their weight so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Once we're secured, leave as fast as you can. I don't know how long I can stay conscious."
  3. Seeking a teacher/A place to learn

    Deimos Tenebrous at your service! He is quite knowledgable in magic but not very "street-smart". He could benefit from a cool ice dragon companion/apprentice.
  4. Lyric Talk -- Literally

    I don't wanna go to school Because I'm stupid I don't want nobody tellin' me what to do Or how to get through this I don't want nobody tellin' me what to think Tellin' me how to sing Tellin' me how to do everything
  5. The Outbreak (A Zombie Apocalypse roleplay)

    Liam looked at Devin, slightly confused. Did I say something? "Sounds good. We'll leave tomorrow morning." He paused for a second and heard several faint footsteps. "The infected are coming. When you need me just bang on the pipe running up to the roof." Liam turned and headed back to his base. Pulling himself over the edge, the first thing he noticed was a shuffling on the roof. With a screech, an emaciated young woman hobbled towards him. Liam gave a small yelp in surprise but wasted no time grabbing his bat and blowing her head off. "Ew." A few minutes later a headless body was pushed off the roof. Following behind was a girl's head, wrapped neatly in a plastic bag. Liam surveyed his base, finding no damage aside from drops of blood scattered on the floor. Now, how did she get up here? He followed the trail of blood and peeked over the edge of the roof. There was a steel ladder leaned against the wall. But wasn't it...? Liam clearly remembered seeing it pushed against the building next to it. It was too heavy to be blown or knocked the other way. Unless... Liam widened his eyes. "It's intelligent."
  6. Corner Cafe

    George looked up at the friendly looking hostess. "I'll just have a slice of fruitcake. I heard you get a coffee for free as well?" Waiting for her response, he browsed the menu while subtly taking a small notebook from his pocket.
  7. What are you watching? [animated]

    Just the original
  8. What are you watching? [animated]

    Fullmetal Alchemist Though I might give up and just continue reading the manga
  9. Eli Novos entered the bar, wearing his usual grey jacket and bored expression. He had been working tirelessly on maintaining the ship's weapons today and could use a bit of alcohol to get some energy back. A bit, remember. Only a bit. While he was usually very level-headed, the gunner had a terrible habit of absentmindedly sipping drink after drink. Eli wouldn't notice until he was practically half-asleep and had to be taken back to the ship. Surveying the area, he noted the more suspicious patrons. In case of a brawl, Eli had two magitech pistols concealed under his jacket. Looks like we've got the usual collection of- oh, there he is. He nodded at the Captain and ordered a glass of mead before sliding into the booth next to Lobo. Eli raised his glass then took a small, deliberate sip of mead.
  10. Getting Close to You

    Martin thought for a split second. A bar? More like an assassination house. Many of his successful kills took place in establishments like those, with the police dismissing them as the results of drunkeness. Can't have someone stealing my kill. Though, this would be a good opportunity to try my hand at it. If not that, then at least learn some important information... "Sounds good. I could use a drink or two after all the hassle I had to go through earlier this week."
  11. Villains!

    The Man Spider noticed the barrier blocking his punches just as a burst of shadow sent him flying. 42 landed nimbly onto the ground and checked his vast memory for information about his foe. Goes by Shadow Hawk. Real name unknown. Ordinary man turned into a humanoid bird via some kind of mutation. Abilities include shadow manipulation and hawk physiology. Weaknesses include daylight, crippling of wings and Palladium. Pre-selected elimination plan: Reduce effectiveness of shadows via imitation sunlight ray strategically placed for ambush. While distracted, clip wings using palladium coated bullets and wrap in chains made of same substance. Unfortunately, while all of the equipment needed was ready it was all at headquarters. 42 had not expected to be spotted and brought only the barest essentials. In a small pouch on his arm was a palladium bullet, still enough to cripple the Hawk. He checked the pouch. The flap was wide open. Shit. The Man Spider, realizing he had little time before the creature swooped towards him again, quickly scanned the ground for the missing ammunition. A few metres away was a single bullet labelled with a simple image of a bird engraved in the base. There! 42 leapt towards it, reaching his front arm out to grab it.
  12. Corner Cafe

    The first thing George noticed when he entered was the smell of coffee. Back at home his drinks consisted almost entirely of mead or mind-enhancing potions. When he finally escaped and made it to Casper, the young wizard quickly took a liking to this seemingly magical bean concoction. George took a seat at the bar and briefly glanced around the building. Some of the customers included a merry boy and his monkey, -probably a thief judging from how he throws his money around-, and a nervous-looking girl ordering a drink. A quick optical spell suggested demonic descent. He muttered quietly to himself. "Looks like we have quite the crowd."
  13. Villains!

    "Yes, m'am." 42 stayed in his hiding place, waiting for an opportunity to flee the scene. Wait. Tiny hairs all over his body vibrated -just- a little as he felt gusts of wind. Wings? Sure enough, a large hawk-like man was circling the area. Don't see me don't see me don't- It saw him. The spider took out his gun and held it at the ready. If he was going down, he wasn't going without a fight. Then the bird abruptly changed targets and flew towards the bloody kid on the snake's back. While the next events were seconds long, 42's brain is sophisticated enough to have the following thoughts- Good. When he's done with him, I'll be long gone. Wait, what? Subject 42 processed what he just said. Is this what I've turned into? A killer who's only interested in saving his own skin? Isn't the point of being a hero saving people? But if you leave him and escape, you could potentially save the lives of far more people. Logically that would be the best decision. The Man-Spider glanced at the bloody child, about to be torn to shreds and devoured. Fuck logic. That kid is going to die and I'm going to make sure that doesn't happen. Faster than the eye can see, 42 pulled out his rifle and fired another line of webbing across the street to another building. He swung across, but as his computer predicted he met the speeding blur halfway through his swing. The spider slammed into his side, crashing against the opposite building. Not wasting a second, he began pummelling the creature with the proportionate strength of a spider. "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
  14. The Outbreak (A Zombie Apocalypse roleplay)

    "Hm." Liam was no doctor, but Beatrice made sense. "In any case that gives us more incentive to go to the drug store." He looked up at the sky, noting the quickl setting sun. "Looks like it's getting dark. I'd take you up to my camp but I don't think she," Liam gestured at the injured girl. "Could get up there in her condition."
  15. Lyric Talk -- Literally

    You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won; you have beaten Shia LaBeouf. Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise) There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Ju Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf! Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You're chopping his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf. His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf ...