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  1. Laughingmad

    Headhunting (Wild Hearts)

    Oxidus' sharp eyes spotted nothing out of the ordinary, nor could he hear any sounds of approaching footsteps. He scratched his head in confusion at the utter lack of resistance to their forced entry. The whole situation seemed highly suspicious. Oxidus followed After John to the front of the building as he forced the door open. The strong smell of poison and sight of dead bodies lying around were a bit overwhelming at first. "Well... this explains why getting in here was so easy." "I'm on it. I just hope he's not a coffee person." Oxidus entered the building, stepping over bodies as he walked the halls. Around every turn and through every door were more bodies. He checked them all over, checking to make the sure the doctor wasn't among them, until at last he reached the top. "I've turned this place inside out, and I just keep finding more bodies. If he's still here, he can only be somewhere on this floor." He began searching the top floor hoping to find the doctor, preferably still breathing.
  2. Laughingmad

    Chasing Legends

    Clive's call snapped Trey out of his entrancement with the sword, and he saw the creature that picked up Erin's head. He thought it funny when it responded to Clive's demand to release Erin's head by throwing smelly black goo in his eye, and just watched as he ran further into cave with Clive in pursuit. He turned his attention back to the sword, holding it up over his head. Just then, he heard Meritio, who suggested he get rid of it before running off after Clive. "I'm not getting rid of this. It could be useful." Trey caught up with Clive and Meritio, finding them faced with three branching paths. "Yeah, great idea there Merlin. It'll be so easy for her to do that with disembodied arms and nothing to draw with. I thought mages were supposed to be smart. Give me that." He snatched one of Erin's arms from Meritio. "Now keep your ears open." He set the arm on the floor and stepped on the hand, listening for which path the sound of Erin's voice would come from.
  3. Laughingmad

    Chasing Legends

    "Man, this shit fuckin' blows. We should be out there fighting, not hiding out in a fuckin' cave like a bunch of pussies." As Trey lamented the group's situation, a familiar voice pierced the air, prompting him to groan in annoyance as The Cursor appeared. "Great, it's this fucker again. Just in case we weren't having enough fun already." Trey made ready to attack him, but The Cursor cast his spell before he could move. Trey now found himself looking back at the cave entrance. He became confused when he attempted to walk "forward", only to find himself moving "backwards". "What the fuck...?" He thought perhaps the curse had simply turned his feet backwards, but when he looked down to check, he found that he was looking down his back. "That motherfucker turned my head backwards! I'm sick of this shit! I'm gonna shove my foot straight up his bitch-ass!" In his surge of anger, Trey hadn't noticed what had become of Erin as he turned around and made a clumsy attempt at running backwards, which ended with him tripping and sliding further in just as The Cursor did only a moment ago. Upon reaching the bottom, he tried and failed several times to stand. When he did finally manage get back on his feet, the curse wore off his head turned back around the proper way. "Well, at least it didn't last long. Now, where'd that nerdy little sonuva bitch go?" He looked all around, trying to spot The Cursor among the darkness, but to no avail. He did, however, notice a faint, peculiar shimmer of light coming from the center of the room. He approached it cautiously, taking slow, short steps to avoid tripping over or bumping into something. The light grew brighter as he reached it's source, and he could clearly make out what appeared to be a handle of some sort sticking out of the ground. He pulled on it hard, but it didn't budge until he focused his ki into his arms, and with another good pull, manged to free it. His jaw practically hit the floor when he saw what the handle was attached to: a golden branched blade, shining bright enough to illuminate the whole chamber.
  4. Laughingmad

    Headhunting (Wild Hearts)

    Yeah, I bet..." Oxidus walked up to the guard, looking him over and waving a hand in his face. When he got no reaction, he shrugged and approached the gate. He got firm grip of it and pulled back sharply, easily ripping it and part of the fence away, and tossed it aside. "I doubt they'll miss that very much." He walked through the newly made opening. "Okay, that was too easy. Surely he's set some kind of trap in case someone comes in uninvited." Oxidus looked over the entire area, trying to spot anything that looked strange or out of place.
  5. Laughingmad

    Chasing Legends

    "You know my type huh? Exactly what do you think you know about me? I'm not the type of guy that gets offended by idiots that think they know me, when, in fact, they know nothing, but I don't appreciate being looked down on as nothing but a common thug by a guy like you. But hey, since we're throwing stereotypes around, it just so happens I know your type too. Drunk twenty-four seven, probably doesn't remember what it's like to be anything other than hammered, would kill his own grandmother if you payed him enough, and would spend it all on more booze, assuming he ever pays his bar tab. Am I on base?" Trey stared at Clive with a deadpan expression waiting to hear his response when he heard the beast attack Meritio. He whipped around quick enough to see Meritio's vain attempt to retaliate with a fireball. The cat-lizard thing only seemed to be further angered by this, as it howled fiercely and it's tail started glowing and waving around. Trey took Erin's advice about staying still, but was prepared to defend himself if the beast attacked. He seriously doubted it would simply leave without a fight.
  6. Laughingmad

    Headhunting (Wild Hearts)

    Oxidus nodded in response to John. "Dr. Happy... that's an interesting choice for an alias. Well, I'm sure it won't be too difficult to make him understand why working with us is his only option. If talking doesn't work, I have a few alternative methods in mind that should prove to be rather effective." Oxidus downed his coffee in one gulp. Not the best thing he'd ever tasted, but it suited him far better than alcohol of any kind. "So, where exactly is this Dr Happy? I imagine he won't just be hiding in plain sight."
  7. Laughingmad

    Chasing Legends

    The sudden body switch left Trey severely disoriented, and he laid on the ground for a minute, then cursed under his breath as he got back up. He walked over to Meritio and planted a hard, ki-infused slap right on his left cheek, leaving behind a bright red hand mark. He hadn't heard Ignus' warning, nor had he paid attention to Clive's drunken ranting. "You deserved that." He jumped at the loud bang of Clive's gun being fired. He hadn't caught what he said about a bounty, but he did catch Erin asking him about it. "So I'm not the only wanted person here. I can only imagine what a drunken, trigger-happy cowboy like you could've done to get on the law's bad side." The sarcasm in his voice was heavy, though he was legitimately curious as to what other crimes besides the blatantly obvious he could've committed. But he knew better than to start asking questions about a criminal's record. Where he was from, people who got nosy tended to suddenly disappear without a trace. "Well, what're we gonna do with Invader Zim here? We takin' him with us?"
  8. Laughingmad

    Chasing Legends

    "I'm gonna smack him. I'm gonna smack right in his face." Trey followed after Meritio for no reason other than the fact that he had his body, and watched as he smacked his head against a branch. He found it amusing until he remembered that was his head he hit. "Watch where you're walking idiot, that isn't your body to break." As they continued onward, Trey decided to see if he could use any of the ki techniques he knew. He tried them all one after the other, but no matter what he tried, he couldn't focus the unfamiliar body's energy. He had learned to channel ki throughout his body with relative ease, but it would likely take far too long to learn how to do it in someone else's body. Realizing this, he gave up and focused on not running into things. They eventually came upon a strange-looking person wearing the most alien outfit he had ever seen. "Looks like he's from another planet. Could be the great and powerful enemy we're supposed defeat, or they could just be a lost alien." Trey rolled his eyes at Clive's outburst. "Take it easy cowboy, I doubt anyone's getting probed today." He approached the odd newcomer cautiously. "Don't mind him. Just focus on explaining who you are and why you're here."
  9. Laughingmad

    Light hearted, open ended, no rules RP [Closed]

    Yeah, no kidding. His reaction would've been quite different in that case.
  10. Laughingmad

    Chasing Legends

    The Cursors sudden bombastic appearance caught Trey by surprise and prompted him to take a defensive stance. He didn't look threatening in any capacity; in fact, he reminded Trey of a dorky kid he went to school with. He wondered for a moment if this might be the same guy, but decided to put that train of thought on the back-burner for the time being. He kept his guard up all throughout The Cursors long-winded monologue. As he learned on his first day of training with his master, Yuyi Ren, it's not wise to judge how dangerous someone by the outward appearance. The dark wizard wannabe's over-dramatic rambling was entirely lost on Trey, who had absolutely no idea what he was going on about. He hadn't really even noticed the brief silence that fell over the group when he finally stopped talking. The only bit he picked up on after that was his whining about not getting to curse them yet. "Curse? What's this fool talking about?" A look of confusion spread across his face when he pulled out the plastic wand, which turned to one of surprise it began emitting legitimate magic power. He was prepared to sidestep the magic beam that would be sent his way, but before he could move, Meritio jumped at The Cursor in an attempt to interrupt his focus. This distracted him long enough to allow the beam to hit him. As Trey stumbled backwards, he silently cursed Meritio for stepping in so suddenly and breaking his concentration. As he steadied himself, he noticed that everything now looked strangely tall, as if the world around him had suddenly grown. "This is so weird, why do I suddenly feel so short? And why does my voice sound different?" As he looked back to the others, his eyes widened as saw himself standing where he was when The Cursor attacked. He hadn't noticed until then that he was standing in a different spot, but he was more focused on the fact that he no longer seemed to be within his own body. When he noticed that Meritio was nowhere to be seen, the realization of what happened finally clicked in his mind. In his state of shock, he didn't notice what happened to Erin until Meritio leaped after her, somehow propelling his heavy frame high enough to reach her. "I don't remember being able to jump like that!" He approached them when they landed, staring Meritio in his eyes. "You know, if you had just stood still, this wouldn't have happened. I hope this isn't permanent."
  11. Laughingmad

    Chasing Legends

    "An exploding dragon-bear. That's a new one. And who the hell are you two yelling at? I don't even see-" Before Trey could finish his sentence, Clive stumbled out from his hiding place with his gun at his side. "Oh, well, that explains it. I didn't see him hiding there." He turned back to Meritio as he began talking about the prophecy. He was never much of a believer in fate, though it didn't seem like a mere coincidence that brought them all together. Especially given that he's pretty sure he didn't even make it out of Hyperion before somehow ending up in a random forest in the middle of definitely-not-Hyperion. "It does sound a little far-fetched, but I don't think we're here by chance. Assuming what you're saying is true, why would I be part of it? I seriously doubt I'm strong enough to stop a world-ending catastrophe. I still have a lot of work to do." Just then, he heard the sound of an object crashing into the ground great force, and felt the ground quake beneath his feet from the shock of the impact. "Shit, now what?"
  12. Laughingmad

    Chasing Legends

    Getting lost is an inevitable part of exploring without any sort of guidance, a fact Trey was finding out the hard way. Not that he really knew where was going in the first place, but he certainly didn't expect to find himself in the middle of the woods. As he wandered deeper into the unfamiliar wilderness, he wondered if perhaps there were any strong beasts living in the area. It was then that he realized that attempting to survive there would make for excellent training. Perhaps getting lost in the middle of gods-know-where would turn out to be a positive thing after all. Just then he heard what very much sounded like either a bomb going off or perhaps the loudest and deepest crack of thunder he'd ever heard, he wasn't quite sure which. Whatever the case, he headed in the direction of the commotion, silently hoping to find a challenge waiting at the source. He didn't notice Clive behind the tree, his attention turning immediately to Meritio. "Damn dude, you look like a strip of overcooked bacon." He turned to look at Erin, raising an eyebrow and pointing at Meritio. "What happened to him? And what was that noise?"
  13. Laughingmad

    Light hearted, open ended, no rules RP [Closed]

    Yes, I would, thanks. I'll use this character:
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