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Dr. Greenhorn

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About Dr. Greenhorn

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    Brand New
  • Birthday January 30

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    Maybe later
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    The hell is this even
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    Fuck that
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    All the time
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    LOL not publically

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    Like, somewhere, dude.
  • Interests
    Music, sarcasm, writing, sarcasm, my own ass, the smartness of it, run on sentences, punctuation, grammer, properly speling words, irony
  • Occupation
    Talking a whole lot, about nothing in particular.

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  1. Read it and weep, for I am here.

    Nah mate, honored tho. I don't sympathize about disliking being wrong. Thats for the peasants. I am, obviously, not a peasant. People should try it out. Also please don't stab me.
  2. A Boy not Yet Worth his Salt

    [picture here] Hargreaves Knox ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Gimme some gold you ripe shits" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) ____x____x : e s s e n t i a l s : Birth Name: Hargreaves Gracchus Knox Used Name: Hargreave Knox Alias(es): Piece of shit who stole -insert satisfied customer here-'s money Age: 19 Visible age: Probably somewhere a little older than that, he's plenty of scars from his days on the street. Date of Birth: 19 years ago, duh. Lineage: Trash, he came from nothing. He came from no one. Class: Thief -- Sub Class: Super Thief Occupation: Thieving Alignment: Chaotic neutral Marital Status: Never Birthplace: Casper ____x____x : v i t a l s : Height: 5'10 Weight: 154 Hair Color: Jet black Hair: Messy and wild, usually pushed behind his ears. It naturally curls at the end, with a tendency to splay in front of his face from time to time Eye Color: Steel gray Handed: Ambidextrous Skin Tone: A light copper tan, from having no real home. His natural complexion is one of a much whiter hue Skin Condition: He'll inform ye it's got the shine of the sun itself, in reality it's a grimy and malnourished state Physical Condition: Less healthy then he could be, but definitely a wry and fit lad. Voice: A deep rich basso that flows like honey, his only saving grace. It tends to boom, so he's awful at whispering coincidentally. It doesn't fit his face in the slightest. Arm Length: Actually longer than ye'd expect, comes from his shoulders and back. ____x____x : s t a t u s : Strength: None to speak of, only of will and drive. Power Classification(s): Hardly Blood Type: Probably rotten Primary Residence: Casper, though he's trying to change that. Primary Discipline(s): The dagger and the pistol. -- Sub-discipline(s): Running like hell Innate Abilities: Supreme abilities to never be taken seriously Special Abilities: Gets away with truly monolithic amounts of horse shit ____x____x : p e r s o n a : ____x____x : f e a t u r e s : A. Body Art: B. Scar Tissue: ____x____x : b r e a k d o w n : ____x____x : w e a p o n r y : An old but vicious rusty hooked dirge. Weaponry : Depth : Methods & Apparatus Attire. -- Headwear: -- Upperbody: -- Armaments: -- Lowerbody: -- Feet: Armor. -- Headwear: -- Upperbody: -- Armaments: -- Lowerbody: -- Feet: ____x____x : a c c e s s o r i e s : ILL DO THE REST LATER
  3. The Doctor's Horny Adventures.

    [TBD] Heh.
  4. Read it and weep, for I am here.

    Take it you strange fuck.
  5. Read it and weep, for I am here.

    Copious amounts* my mans this is an establishment of literature if you're gonna do some narcs you gotta write like an esteemed esquire of pharmaceutical pleasures.
  6. If you can't tell already from my profile, I'm an asshole. I mean a lovable, charming and witty asshole, but a raging butthead all the same. I love music, and love musical theory as well. I'd like to write my own web serial, if I can muster the discipline for it. I think starting small would be a good way to work my way back into writing as a hobby. So, my first inclination was to just start hashing out words. Perhaps a roleplay site, I thought. Valucre! I cried, knowing that the people here were far too nice to tell me to shut the hell up. I was here before, for awhile, but I cocked that up a mighty fine fashion. Kudos to anyone who can recognize me somehow. My awesomeness might actually give it away, but not before I cock this up too. So that's me. Respond or something I dunno. I don't make sense and I'm sorry. Prolly your fault anyhow.