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  1. Superhaha!
    Dabi reacted to zackrobbman for a status update, So Crash 4 follows the lead of it's predecessors when it comes to difficulty. It's st   
    So Crash 4 follows the lead of it's predecessors when it comes to difficulty. It's strict, unforgiving, platforming can make a man break his $60 controller rather quickly. But it wasn't TOO difficult. Beating the game got frustrating toward the end, but it's more than doable. I went back and played through its most difficult levels after beating it and they were cake. 
    But of course, what's a Crash game without it's large amount of collectibles and the looming taunt of beating the game 100% to get the true ending? 
    I'm a filthy casual that's never 100%'ted a Crash game, (Except Crash Twinsanity when I was like fourteen) but I decided to end that two weeks ago. And I FULLY...regret my decision. 
    The Gems? They can be found. The insanely perfect medals? Easy peasy. But the RELICS?! My...my GOD the RELICS! The times you have to beat to get a platinum relic on each level is...indescribably unfair and difficult. It's like Toys for Bob wants you to die inside from playing this game. Frame perfect movement and complete total mastery of the super spin are REQUIREMENTS to get even CLOSE to getting a platinum on a level. To make matters worse, the game is glitchy as HELL when speedrunning!
     Faulty collision detection will send you plummeting through a platform and to your death. Glitchy spin reach will sometimes blow up TNT and Nitro crates that are NO WHERE NEAR YOU! Enemies and hazards sometimes turn freakin' INVISIBLE because they don't load their models, but they can STILL kill you! Blowing up TNT and Nitro crates feels like russian roulette, since its explosion radius is so got dang BIG! Oh, and the explosion lasts half a second, so it doesn't matter if you run into into it well after it's happened. Sometimes you reach for a rope and it goes right through you! Sometimes the bounce on a crate won't register! Sometimes the CUTSCENES lock your character in place over a death pit and you fall FOREVER! (can't even press start!) The platinum ghost you try to beat can JUMP on you to cancel your momentum and block crates you shoot as dingodile! Hazards you slide under will still kill you at random! Icy surfaces do all KINDS of crazy stuff that I don't have the time or patience to go into detail for! And pointless props BLOCK me when I jump!
    And for the cherry on top, I'm playing with a glitched controller! At random, when I'm trying to move forward by pushing up the left analog stick, I'll slow to a walk! Slowing down mid-air in a platform game as strict and precise as this is SOUL CRUSHING. 
    And I've only got TWENTY THREE PLATINUMS. I still gotta get FIFTEEN more!!! 
    I know what you're thinking though. "Zack, just stop playing the game!" I CAN'T! I've got TWENTY THREE PLATINUMS, man! I'm too far gone now! I can't be saved! And....this game costed me sixty two dollars. I'm far too cheap to quit. I threw my controller four times to today, but I know I'll be right back at it tomorrow right after work. It's like a black hole man! It sucks you in!!! 
    The worst level of them all so far, though? Bear Repeating. Nearly all of that glitchy crap I stated up there happened in this level. I got so dang good at speeding through it that I was regularly leaving the platinum ghost WAY back in my dust, but I'd STILL come short, sometimes by a SECOND, of the platinum time. Why? Because I missed one or two time boxes. I wanna cry just thinking about it, even though I eventually GOT that platinum through SHEER WILL-POWEEERRRRRRR!
    Oh, right. There's an even faster Relic you can get. The Toys for Bob Relic. These relics are OFTEN a whole FIFTEEN SECONDS FASTER than the platinums! I've only managed to get ONE, and I bet I got it by MILISECONDS! Why the hell did they think it'd be a good idea to make those a thing?! I'm already beating the GAME TESTERS speed with platinums! Who the HELL is getting these crazy times with the TFB medals!? Who is he?! WHERE is he!? I'm gonna MESS THAT GUY UP when I see him!!!! NO RULES, BARE KNUCKLE BOXING! BRING IT, NERD! 
    Whew! Got that outta' my system. Actually, one more thing. I'd be willing to pay a large sum of money for one of the level designers of this game to sit next to me while I play. Every-time something janky happens, I get to punch the employee. The pay for this will likely leave me and my kids, kids, kids in debt for the ret of their lives, but if I'm being honest, the employee will likely be very dead after an hour. 
    Learn from my example, people. Don't do crack, don't do heroin, don't do embalming fluid, and definitely DON'T try to 100% Crash 4! Save yourselves!!!!
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    Dabi got a reaction from Ganu_Candali for a status update, When a human-dragon hybrid has a child with a demon-angel hybrid, through a surrogate   
    When a human-dragon hybrid has a child with a demon-angel hybrid, through a surrogate mother who happens to be an elf-fae hybrid, what would you say about such a child?
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    Dabi reacted to Die Shize for a status update, “Inspiration is for amateurs. The rest of us just show up and get to work. If you wai   
    “Inspiration is for amateurs. The rest of us just show up and get to work. If you wait around for the clouds to part and a bolt of lightning to strike you in the brain, you are not going to make an awful lot of work. All the best ideas come out of the process; they come out of the work itself.” —Chuck Close
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    Dabi reacted to Otaco for a status update, So I've been on this site since I was in eighth grade, two years before I came out of   
    So I've been on this site since I was in eighth grade, two years before I came out of the closet. As I am reading shit I posted here in the past, I have a few questions for anyone who knew on here between 2014-2016
     
    1. Did anyone think I was straight? Like who the fuck was I trying to fool?
    2. Did I really name a character NOVEMBER?
    3. Did I really name myself YOUNGBLOOD_REBELLE?!?!???!?!?!
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    Dabi got a reaction from Humble Blood for a status update, I'm really excited that I'm finally going to be getting the chance to show off Dauner   
    I'm really excited that I'm finally going to be getting the chance to show off Dauner's darkest side and I just can't wait. Feels electric.
    Anyway I'll go ahead and implement the update to his character sheet.
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    Dabi reacted to Houndy Poochykins for a status update, Hiiiiiiss name is Dabi but not like MHA He ain't stealin no skin, take that to the ba   
    Hiiiiiiss name is Dabi but not like MHA
    He ain't stealin no skin, take that to the bank.

    He aint so bad at his job he'll set him self aflame.
    and unlike the the human torch his bank is ok.
    A programmer, not a bulls*** spammer.
    He likes drawin' but not content maulin
    Gaming but not foolish blaming
    World buildin, skill is through the ceiling

    A real Reading Railroad
    A reading Rainbow. (bout to learn ya ABC's)

    Writin-fightin- completely futur sightin' Uncle Sam
    Like Number Sixty Five AH LAH KAH ZAM

    Munchin and brunchin like Snorlax.
    Steppin up the beats and eats since we had Betamax
     
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    Dabi reacted to Houndy Poochykins for a status update, They call him Panda on a platform called Discord. Bringin more destruction than a new   
    They call him Panda on a platform called Discord.
    Bringin more destruction than a new world war.
     
    But on Valucre anyone will tell ya.
    He ain't no one trick pony livin' in a celler.
     
    His name's a Tenkai, the badass.
    And if you wanna go he'll give it to ya deadass.
     
    He'll draw his katana blade and cut you down.
    and the last thing you'll see is that serious frown.
     
    all you gotta do is give him some sass.
    He'll drop on you screamin' "FEAR MY MASS"
     
    Crushin' your windpipe with a fuzzy hug.
    Rollin' over and you're flat as a rug.
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    Dabi reacted to Houndy Poochykins for a status update, *chill beat* ay, yo. Ya boy Danzilla. King of the monsters and motha ******* thrilla'   
    *chill beat*
    ay, yo. Ya boy Danzilla.
    King of the monsters and motha ******* thrilla'
     
    Droppin other monster with atomic breath.
    Rackin' all the writers with psychotic text.
     
    Looks like a monster rockin a Fedora.
    But he got the knowledge like Kapora gaebora.
     
    He'll drop bombs and fools
    Breaking your tools
    Don't mess around
    **** Around find out.
     
     
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    Dabi reacted to Houndy Poochykins for a status update, AAAWWW yeeeyaahh Let me welcome ya to Val My friend. I said welcome Cazador Orravan.   
    AAAWWW yeeeyaahh

     
    Let me welcome ya to Val My friend.
    I said welcome Cazador Orravan.
    You sound swell ol' chap
    Let me have my friends give you a clap.
    Cazador the new Valucre Cadillac.
    Stack-and-tack-and-rack a new coat of brilliant black. 
    Gonna join the club on Val and get him a Trim.
    Gotta stitch a C and O and his fresh Letterman.
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    Dabi reacted to Houndy Poochykins for a status update, Now we got a real OG we call Raptor. Like the fighter Jet; a master Crafter. She'll k   
    Now we got a real OG we call Raptor.
    Like the fighter Jet; a master Crafter.
    She'll knock you out and get to ya later.
    Knock you around, a Cretaceous Creator.
    A Generational-Regional-Bird of Prey.
    Pair of talonized claws that don't delay.
    A Clever girl Ya dodgy bloke.
    A ****in fine Sheila that ain't no joke.
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    Dabi reacted to Houndy Poochykins for a status update, Lay the beat down. Reflecstor comin in on ya hot. Rockin this place, collectin' the t   
    Lay the beat down.
     
    Reflecstor comin in on ya hot.
    Rockin this place, collectin' the thots.
    Poppin' em out like tater tots.
    4 star starred dragon ball
    5 star reviewed it all
    un-con-sti-tu-tion-al. (unconstitutional) 
    Number one in his game
    But never to blame
    with a helluva lot to gain.

    Fastest in the universe.
    Off worlder warrior.
    Not even his final form
     
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    Dabi reacted to Pasion Pasiva for a status update, I don't think much of my writing. The thrill of it, for me, is in writing with other   
    I don't think much of my writing. The thrill of it, for me, is in writing with other people. Most of the time, I hardly feel like I'm worth their time, and certainly not their effort. But it is so nice to feel like my writing is genuinely enjoyed and wanted, so... thank you for that. ❤️
  13. Superhaha!
    Dabi reacted to Humble Blood for a status update, Feeling super 😒 😒 bored   
    Feeling super 😒 😒 bored
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    Dabi got a reaction from Humble Blood for a status update, Weeeeeeee!!! Exams are finally a over. (I still have college entrance exams to prepar   
    Weeeeeeee!!!
    Exams are finally a over. (I still have college entrance exams to prepare for but, gotta take a break when you guys take a break)
    There's so much I wanna do that I don't even know where to start. Man is this though.
    Anyways looking forward to future great RPs you guys, cause I can join me RPs again.
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    Dabi got a reaction from Aliara Mizuki Blackrose for a status update, Weeeeeeee!!! Exams are finally a over. (I still have college entrance exams to prepar   
    Weeeeeeee!!!
    Exams are finally a over. (I still have college entrance exams to prepare for but, gotta take a break when you guys take a break)
    There's so much I wanna do that I don't even know where to start. Man is this though.
    Anyways looking forward to future great RPs you guys, cause I can join me RPs again.
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    Dabi got a reaction from Jotnotes for a status update, I was planning on waiting till my exams were done before making a WC thread to attrac   
    I was planning on waiting till my exams were done before making a WC thread to attract activity in Hasturia and possibly recruit for the Black Blade, but it's never too early to start right. I've got 2 organizations that could use a spy. Links bel
     
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    Dabi got a reaction from Aliara Mizuki Blackrose for a status update, Almost there. I've only got till Monday now. After writing computer science on Monday   
    Almost there. I've only got till Monday now. After writing computer science on Monday, my exams will finally be over. Yippee!!!
     
    Note: Might be a bit late for this, but I turned 18 on the 20 of this month. Yippee!!!
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    Dabi got a reaction from Aliara Mizuki Blackrose for a status update, Guess I'm coming back earlier than expected, though I'll have to login less often tha   
    Guess I'm coming back earlier than expected, though I'll have to login less often than usual for a while
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    Dabi got a reaction from stuv for a status update, Gonna have to go off for a while. Orders from above. See you guys in a week or two   
    Gonna have to go off for a while. Orders from above. 
    See you guys in a week or two
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    Dabi got a reaction from supernal for a status update, WHAT A DAY!!! Today's exam was the practical part of Computer Science and I almost ha   
    WHAT A DAY!!!
     
    Today's exam was the practical part of Computer Science and I almost had a bad result on it. The computer I was working on was playing me around and time ended up catching up to me.
    But THANK GOD that just as my data was about to be taken in, some it vanished as if by magic. I was allowed to redo the work, and this time on a better computer
    I doubt anything could run this day now 😄
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    Dabi got a reaction from MaskedHero for a status update, WHAT A DAY!!! Today's exam was the practical part of Computer Science and I almost ha   
    WHAT A DAY!!!
     
    Today's exam was the practical part of Computer Science and I almost had a bad result on it. The computer I was working on was playing me around and time ended up catching up to me.
    But THANK GOD that just as my data was about to be taken in, some it vanished as if by magic. I was allowed to redo the work, and this time on a better computer
    I doubt anything could run this day now 😄
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    Dabi got a reaction from stuv for a status update, WHAT A DAY!!! Today's exam was the practical part of Computer Science and I almost ha   
    WHAT A DAY!!!
     
    Today's exam was the practical part of Computer Science and I almost had a bad result on it. The computer I was working on was playing me around and time ended up catching up to me.
    But THANK GOD that just as my data was about to be taken in, some it vanished as if by magic. I was allowed to redo the work, and this time on a better computer
    I doubt anything could run this day now 😄
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    Dabi got a reaction from Aliara Mizuki Blackrose for a status update, Hey all. I just completed a thread where Dauner underwent a major change. To those of   
    Hey all. I just completed a thread where Dauner underwent a major change.
    To those of you who have met him before, you must be fully aware of how simple-minded and airheaded he is. Well he's not anymore. The simpleton has returned to his original, smart state. So you should expect a smarter version of Dauner from here on out in future RPs.
    Hip hip hooray for Dauner
    (Changes to his character sheet coming soon)
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    Dabi got a reaction from MaskedHero for a status update, Hey all. I just completed a thread where Dauner underwent a major change. To those of   
    Hey all. I just completed a thread where Dauner underwent a major change.
    To those of you who have met him before, you must be fully aware of how simple-minded and airheaded he is. Well he's not anymore. The simpleton has returned to his original, smart state. So you should expect a smarter version of Dauner from here on out in future RPs.
    Hip hip hooray for Dauner
    (Changes to his character sheet coming soon)
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    Dabi got a reaction from Aliara Mizuki Blackrose for a status update, Welp! This is it. My exams officially start today. Wish me luck guys.   
    Welp! This is it. My exams officially start today. Wish me luck guys.
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