Zigzag

Zig Zag be rhymin with big bag, he's the king stag and only dates a girl if she don't nag.

Run up on him you gonna say "holy moly", he'll roll you down the street like a tiny roley poley. 

His favorite food is beaver, he works for the contractor Fuhker & Leaver. 

He's a playa straight, takin girls on dates.

with a hump and pump and dump he'll one up all you other chumps.