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WarCrimes

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About WarCrimes

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    ratman
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    the shops
  • Occupation
    beinng an absolute legend

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  1. masked joined valucre and I haven't made some sort of dumb post on their page? impossible

    who gave bees nice ass knees, they dont deserve knees 😠 bee hate squad rise up

  2. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOOOOON BOYYYY I FOUND YOU LIKE A RAT IN THE WIND

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    2. WarCrimes

      WarCrimes

      Oh no! The monarchy, do not fear. I'll lick their bald heads.

    3. HeeHooAraxie69

      HeeHooAraxie69

      No! You can't, they'll D I E, do you want rats to be extinct???

      No. No you don't.

    4. WarCrimes

      WarCrimes

      Maybe I do, maybe I don't fuk chickz kil pigz. Maybe I fuk chickz, kill rats HUH?

  3. HEY RATBOY

    1. HeeHooAraxie69

      HeeHooAraxie69

      Spoiler

      it was actually sans

      *is rat*

    2. WarCrimes

      WarCrimes

      hhhholy damn i didnt know.,//. im so chhsaken.,.1,.  hooooooboy you got me

  4. 🦀KHAN IS BACK 🦀 🦀🦀🦀🦀

    1. Agent Knockout

      Agent Knockout

      Mila Rodino

    2. WarCrimes

      WarCrimes

      MILA RODINO COMRADE 

       

  5. Elisabeth, who had zoned out briefly, looked back up to see the sheer amount of new patrons. audibly groaning. Her hand was already reaching for the heavy cross at her waist the moment she saw Addison and her... 'posse'. Her brows furrowed, slowly picking the drink up from the counter with whitened knuckles, and taking a few sips. Forcing the urge to lurch out down her throat. And so she sat, sipping quietly at her drink, her eyes glancing around the room at rapid rates. As time ticked on, her leg began to slowly bounce up and down, unable to sit still for even a second.
  6. what if you went to 



    heaven but god said

    Quote

    how do i FORMAT THESE POSTS

    and then you said 

    Spoiler

    whHATA OGING ON EHAHT IS THIS /??!?/

     

    omg i can change colours 

    1. HeeHooAraxie69
    2. WarCrimes

      WarCrimes

      cant say im too powerful how does it feel coward

      ratbo😔

  7. @Csl Elisabeth grabbed the mug quickly, taking a few long sips. She leaned back in the chair slightly, "I'm not hungry- but, yes, I'm a regular person. None of that uh.." She paused for a moment, thinking for a moment and taking another sip of her ale. "Magical shit, like, 'Oh look at me I have-" She panicked for a word to say. "-'Look at me, I have rats for fingers!'- No, that's a bad example... You.. you get what I mean though, right?" She took another sip of ale, "You got a thing against nonhumans or something? Or your place jus' has a couple no-good vampires or ghouls?" "Oh, it's just so annoying, I guess." Once more, she found herself leaning back on her chair, "Nobody cares that you have the power to heal my fatal wounds, or that you can talk to animals. So can everyone else-" Her hand quickly went to the third cross as the bartend asked their next question. "I'm a priest, it's my faith, and job."
  8. @Csl @Phoebe "Don't do that- that-" She cut herself off, gesturing towards the woman, her voice trialing off into a mumble. Her fingers lightly brushed over her the third cross at her waist, staring at the woman as if it was a threat. "Er, no fighting in the Tavern, if you please." As the bartend spoke, she quickly snapped around, her hand slowly falling from the cross at her side. An almost inaudible begging to the word 'Sorry' came from her, as she looked behind the bartend. "Please GOD, tell me that you have regular, normal person alcohol. Like, ale and... that sort of thing," Occasionally, she would gaze would dart back to the apparition, or well, the wall it had melded to. "If you do, can you just put a bit of the regular person alcohol into a mug for me?"
  9. Elisabeth looked up to the Apparition for a moment, her movements slow and clunky. "Oi? You got a problem with me?" She leaned back in her stool, hooking her foot around the chairs legs. "At least I'm not some creepy frozen sod." Her insults fell short, but her tone was laced with hatred.
  10. The woman slowly neared the tavern, mumbling incoherently to herself. Despite the crosses that adorned her belt, most seemed to curse the God above. As the distance between the tavern slowly shrunk, her quiet ramblings began to cease. Each step closer forcing her words further down her throat. Until, the few brisk steps until the door were walked in utter silence. Even from the outside, she heard the boisterous noise coming from behind the closed door. "Ahhh," She exhaled, a smile slowly creeping onto her face. "Taverns never change.." Still, standing outside of the tavern. Not entering, her gaze wandering to the old walls. "Run down are you?" As if talking to yourself was a regular thing most did, her voice hit the peeling paint. "As long as you get me drunk, I think you and I will be good friends." The woman lightly pet the walls. "That being said, can't get drunk out here can I now?" And with that, she pushed the door open, and walked in. As the walls loomed upwards with splendour and beauty, those loitering in the tavern crowding it's room. "Oh fuck no, it's magical isn't it." She inhaled, and sat at the bar. Her groans audible, as she set her head against the counter.
  11. h?

    1. Csl

      Csl

      i?

      put them together, that's hi!

      Welcome to Valucre ^_^

    2. supernal

      supernal

      Couldn’t have said it better 

  12. Welcome to Valucre!

    1. WarCrimes

      WarCrimes

      epic hello

    2. supernal

      supernal

      Welcome! 

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