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Die Shize

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About Die Shize

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    Party Girl
  • Birthday 07/14/1989

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    dieshize
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    jordonrobb@hotmail.com
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    Yippee!
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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Valucre
  • Interests
    I love writing (obv), reading, TV, and used to be an avid gamer. Not so much anymore. Just depends on the game. Love outdoorsy things, but rarely go outdoors, and candles smell pretty good.
  • Occupation
    Just your friendly neighborhood Shize-Man!

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  1. A Pirate's Life Ain't So Bad

    Will try to post today. I didn't get lax! Just had to dedicate myself to a lore page for this site that is long overdue.
  2. Wonderland Resort: T1cs Elemental Team Tournament

    @HollowCipher I'll give Aves the duration of his 72 hours following Bone King's expiration and if Aves hasn't posted then I'll take my turn.
  3. Wonderland Resort: T1cs Elemental Team Tournament

    I have no idea. He never answers my PMs. If turn has expired, skip.
  4. A Pirate's Life Ain't So Bad

    WOAH I barely missed any rounds at all. Just two rounds right? Also, Tyler, I'll probably end up dwarfing that thing you just posted lol In case you or anyone else is wondering, I appear to be the odd one out in roleplay because I actually don't read IC replies until I'm actually going to post. Then I read everything that once. So I haven't read anyone's posts past my last one way back when. Hoping to post today.
  5. A Pirate's Life Ain't So Bad

    Dude, I have Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Notepad, iPhone notes, MovieMaker and music files and browser bookmarks all focusing on roleplay material. So, trust me, I get it.
  6. A Pirate's Life Ain't So Bad

    Sorry, I've been an ignorant lurker! I am still pondering on replying but I wasn't sure how to jump in. I was hoping to still write some action, as I was building toward it in my youth before leaving, but I'm not sure if you guys would be okay with that extra material written in after the fact? EDIT @Tyler Regarding age, since I majorly write limited POV more than narrator-omniscient, I tend to not throw ages into my posts out of the blue, granted that I have no profiles for most of my characters. But I did provide a pic of Tara for an idea, but her exact age is 27 and she is human.
  7. A Pirate's Life Ain't So Bad

    Man... I really just want to jump in and at the least post her capture for myself...and at the most write a huge catch-up "meanwhile" reply...
  8. Ban the user above you! [GAME]

    Banned for still playing this stupid banning game
  9. Wonderland Resort: T1cs Elemental Team Tournament

    I'm sure our illustrious Game Master has already considered this, but in light of the site being down on Saturday, I would suggest an extra day be given to all contestants who are immediately next to post in their respective threads.
  10. Recurring Theme Kaori might have bit her tongue while attempting to gasp as her sword sliced through flesh and bone—or, rather, did not. The blade went right through Dan’s body, only instead of flesh and bone, it had temporarily been replaced by some form of perverse physics or lack thereof. All things considered, however, Kaori was herself moving too fast to stop for a blink, and this was certainly not her first fight against an opponent with tricks up his sleeve. As her katana carried through to her left, her body did the same, her front fully aligning with Dan. However, instead of continuing in her spin full circle, Kaori moved to reposition. Her left foot had been grounded for her pivot, but her right foot had been hovering off the floor. Thus, as Dan began his next offensive, Kaori shot her right foot rightward from her point of view. With Dan’s dagger coming her way, it might have simply found her left side instead of her right. However, though Dan's speed was picking up, Kaori was still moving faster than normal in her spin. Her given burst would only end upon her right foot finding the floor once more. While repositioning her right leg, thus before it would land, Kaori had also banked on the horizontal movement of her katana. Rather than attempting to outright halt it after her failed attack, she simply arced the blade downward from her left to right, offering no delay between her previous attack and the one that was now seamlessly beginning. Jerking her right arm backward, elbow bent, she performed a diagonally downward cut from her left to right. This was no powered hack, but a quick chop, and would be no less effective given the sharpness of the blade and the speed of the maneuver. If the attack was successful, the convex of the katana would come down on Dan’s left arm, around the elbow-bicep area, and would cut clean through it. It was possible that Dan would perform another body-wavy-morphy trick, if he still had that one up his sleeve, but her katana would then simply continue uninterrupted and chop into his torso, and it was unlikely that he would be able to focus on so many parts of his body at once. The inertia of Dan’s forward stab would yet keep his left arm traveling forward, fully exposed and outstretched for Kaori’s attack. Even if he attempted to somehow change paths on a dime, and try to catch Kaori’s repositioning of herself with his dagger, she could easily respond to that by readjusting her katana. Meanwhile, despite the awkwardness of potentially crossing one arm over the other during his new offensive, Dan had swung his right sword from his right to left. However, Kaori had since engaged his sword with her wakizashi, an action that Dan had done nothing to contradict. Therefore, as soon as his sword would disengage from her own, Kaori would immediately reposition her wakizashi to intercept it once more, blade planted diagonally up toward her right, all the while repositioning her body for her new stance. That stance would pit her body further out of reach from Dan’s sword, and he would at that point really run the risk of having his right arm interfere with his left, though Kaori would have her wakizashi blocking Dan’s sword anyway. Kaori didn’t let herself get distracted, but Matthew, comparatively further away and roughly facing her, had not been forgotten about. The brilliant glows of light in his hands had caught her peripheral vision in an instant. Meanwhile, her partner, Clash, was located toward her right, and he hadn’t been forgotten about either.
  11. @Pasion Pasiva Oh! Litter thine tears not, sweetest plum, for wherein the darkest night an owl hoots to a ripened moon, ah! there ye shall find an oakened bard playing the violin to a mournful tune! Seeketh thy soul, not O so fettered, but better with a quenched quill upon a letter stroked so artfully. A croaked toad, does it caw or moo? Not so! Thou art like a bitter sheep, calling to one autumn wind for a solemn kiss upon a sea within thee! Ohhh may it bless my ashened kneecaps!
  12. Off Topic is like an octopus. There one minute, and gone the next!
  13. Arts & Crafts

    Google "green cloak" and "jaguar green eyes" lol
  14. Die Shize will remember this. ***DIE SHIZE HAS LEFT THE GAME***
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