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Initiate fire countdown mark eighter-eighter -psssshhhht- ---~*~*~*!!!

"Take aim!"

BOOM!!

Meanwhile back at the walnut ranch--

"Just my jeans! She rolls on up, she takes my life, she plants her shoes! Just. My. Jeans!"

brrrrrrrrrr redcon fighter-fighter marker 4-0-8 repeat we have LOST THE BATTERY REPEAT WE HAVE LOST THE BATTERY behhhhhhhhhh

"I've got a Jimmy! Gimme a shimmy!"

-CRACK!-

Afterward, a signal swept on by, asking a cat for a stack of moldy credits.

The squadrons locked onto the afro and let loose a barrage of fireworks.

STAMPEDING GIRAFFES: "WHO THE HECK LET THE HYENAS OUT!?!?!?"

brrrrrrrPSSSSSSHHHHHHHTTTTTT

waowaowaowao

 

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This has been a great week. Had to get up at 3am on Thursday for a flight.

Got stuck in a damn bathroom a few days ago and they had to get the maintence person to actually get the door open in the place I was staying at. 

And I'm stuck with terrible internet that takes about 50 times to log in and to actually load Val. 

Thanks Canary Islands.

On the plus side, I get freshly squeezed orange juice almost everywhere here.. 

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https://www.gofundme.com/DaveCooksBucketListTrip

This is Dave.

Dave is a wonderful person, a talented musician, and a kindhearted man.
For the foreseeable future, you will be hearing more about Dave than you will be hearing about me.

I hope that all of you find it in your hearts to share Dave's bucket list dream with your friends and family and for them to do the same. Y'all know I can't do much with where I'm at, but writing and sharing of stories and people is one of the few things I can.

Do me a real solid favour and spend more time thinking about Dave and his dreams than you ever had for mine. <3
Toodles for now, folks.

Devin 

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On 9/18/2017 at 9:45 PM, Die Shize said:

Initiate fire countdown mark eighter-eighter -psssshhhht- ---~*~*~*!!!

"Take aim!"

BOOM!!

Meanwhile back at the walnut ranch--

"Just my jeans! She rolls on up, she takes my life, she plants her shoes! Just. My. Jeans!"

brrrrrrrrrr redcon fighter-fighter marker 4-0-8 repeat we have LOST THE BATTERY REPEAT WE HAVE LOST THE BATTERY behhhhhhhhhh

"I've got a Jimmy! Gimme a shimmy!"

-CRACK!-

Afterward, a signal swept on by, asking a cat for a stack of moldy credits.

The squadrons locked onto the afro and let loose a barrage of fireworks.

STAMPEDING GIRAFFES: "WHO THE HECK LET THE HYENAS OUT!?!?!?"

brrrrrrrPSSSSSSHHHHHHHTTTTTT

waowaowaowao

 

I have not a single clue what the fuck is going on in that post 

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Just Feelings I have Right Now

One dick two dick three dick four, how many douchebags walked through that door?

Five bitch six bitch, seven bitch eight that asshole has gained some weight!

Nine trash ten trash eleven trash twelve the thot over there can go to hell.

-a poem by Holden

Edited by Holden

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